[Vico]

Saturday....I went over to roxys with my buddy Cryo.....

place was PACKED!!!!!! with PUAs....... it was pretty exciting actually! It was wierd but you can always tell exactly who's a PUA and whos not........Maybe its the walk or something, i dunno......anyways

The place was packed with PUAHHHs......All opening......Most using opinion Opnrs........before you knew it..... You'd go up and say "hey mind if i ask...." and before you could even finished they'd be like....NO NO.......no no no.........um NO!

LMAO its was golden! So needless to say i got a couple of blow outs.... But i had a really good one at some point

a 3 set with a hb8 and 2 hb6's...... I open with the classical "who lies more" (which I'm about to ditch btw) and none of them could hear....(My projection was kinda bad tonight it seemed but anyways) I try to say it again......FUCK it! I just start blabing about whatever i could talk about..... and while i tried to open up the obstacles Cryo distracted my target for a bit........

Now in this set, i almost blew myself out..........I miscalibrated and started making fun of the shy/piss-ass-drunk girl in the group...(oops!)

I couldnt understand a fuckin word of whatever this chick was saying. so i started to mimick her....... I guess of over did cus her friend says to me "thats not cool" and the other girl (the drunken one) gets her friend (the other obstacle friend) and places her in front of her as a shield or something......

whoops! i turn over to see my target and just start talking to her for a bit.....we talked about her tattoo and her passion for a sec... then I looked back at the drunk friend and i could tell she was a bit pissed.........If i didnt do something, i knew one of these chicks were gunna cock block......

so in a last ditch effort I cut the target off for a momment.......walk over to the obstacle, put my arm around her and say..

"hey I didnt hurt your feelings did I?"
her: NO
"Oh ok, that good. cause you see, I come off like and asshole cause...well..I'm an asshole! some times I hurt peoples feelings by acedent but I dont mean to. My bad if i did tho...
Her:"Well, you are an asshole"
Me:"(BIG SMILE) I KNOW! gimmie a hug!

she hugs me and she was all smiles from then on, and the other obstacle saw so she was cool too......

so were chatting and i decided to go for the bounce...

"Hey i cant hear you too well, you wanna go over there and chat a bit?" (thinking back i should probably lead more and hyped it up a bit)
"well let me see what my friends are gunna do....."

so she turns, starts talking to her friend...and i'm just standing there with cryo.....just chillin, laughin a bit. Not really knowing what was gunna come next...... she stops talking to her friends and they go to the dance floor and she just stands next to me, not saying anything... so i reopen her were chatting again..... she giving me compliments every once in a while and i tell her shes just saying it to get in my pants. lol thats shit would make her laugh so hard. I enjoyed putting that smile on her face....

I run out of things to say for a second (it was probably 2 secs lol) and i decided to pull her to the dance floor to buy me some time....

Her"But i havent danced in a while. I might look retarded!"
Me"Its totally cool. if we start dancing and your start looking retarded I'll just run away! no problem"

she cracks up and we head to the Dance floor.....she was actually pretty good, gotta say! ;-] I could tell i had her well hooked, every time i backed off of her a bit (from bootydancing) she would grab my jeans and pull me in....

we chat on the dance floor and i also talk to her friends....spun them around... danced, it was lots of fun......

out of nowhere the friends decide to get off the dance floor it almost looked like they were running lol my target grabs my hand pulls me with her. and where back at the bar chatting........

Now this is where it gets sour.......she asks me my age...........NOW would of been a verry good time for me to lie. But honesty is a terrible habit... I tell her I'm 19 and she gets this dissappointed look and tells me I'm 24

"awww but your cute for a 19 yr old"

I come back with something cocky funny but the vibe was different now........fuck-a-duck.... She started acting different and I just split.....

oh well, I enjoyed the moment while it lasted :-]

I didnt come out empty handed though..... those series of moment have motivated me more than ever to keep at it with this hobby of mine.......PUA bayyybee!!

putting that smile on her and her friends faces....feeling her attraction for me......the vibe! it was awesome........I WANT MORE!!!




I'm hooked........ ;-]



~Vico



Ps

Anyone gotta a better anwser to "how old are you?"

thanks ahead of time!