[diablo]

Originally Posted by The Eternal Cowboy

Yes, I could have gotten laid by a crazy prostitute while delivering pizza's, but let me tell you first how it happened. So I'm closing this saturday night so that means I won't get out of work until 6:00 this morning. I get a late-night delivery to sketchy part of town, which requires me driving down MLK, which means CRACK HEAD MECCA.

I'm driving past a gas station and I see a white woman who looks between 30-35 years old waiving me down. I slow down thinking "holy shit I better help this lady or else she's going to get rapped in this part of town." she comes over yelling "you pizza guy's are awesome you always help me, hey I need a ride right down to the next light, hey do you got extra pizza's." I say "oohhh noo, but get in, I'll help you out." she gets in the back seat and instantly starts telling me about how she's poor and asking me if I'm a virgin. She admits to me that she's a prostitute, so I say "ohhh cooool, hey do you carry pepper spray it's pretty dangerous here." She says "no I don't, but you better be careful here too pizza boy(I felt so loved by this random prostitute). This is where it's gets interesting, she says "hey if you have any pizza's at the end of the night that your going to throw away come to my apartment, its room 13 and I'll fill any sexual need you have." I say "I appretiate the offer and If I have any extra pizza's I give them to you free of charge." I was actually contemplating in my head of making this insane prostitute give me head in exchange for pizza. I decided not to though, but what do you guys think?

Should I have made this prostitute give me head or should I lost my virginity to a random insane hooker that I meet on Martin Luther King rd while delivering a pizza?

ask her to find your g-spot for you
don't put your dick in her mouth
make her jerk you off