 LR: The Preacher’s Daughter | |
LR: The Preacher’s Daughter
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Picture this…I’m at the bar ordering when I see the head bouncer
Sonic: Heyyy Mr Bouncer what would you like to drink?
Bouncer: Dude, you have to go home now and come back tomorrow
Sonic: but what would you like to drink?
Bouncer: Seriously, you have to go
Sonic: why??
Bouncer: you’ve been reported.
Sonic: naaa it wasn’t me!
Bouncer: you’ve grabbed a girl’s ass and when she explained you to me – I knew exactly who she was talking about.
I do a 345deg scope around – she wasn’t there
Sonic: you know what? I DID – I didn’t think she’d mind.
I did slap a drag away-girl in the ass. What a sorry bitch! whatever.
I leave the bar happy – that’s how I roll guys – head & shoulders above the hordes of guys in the club. like it doesn’t take you that long to find me or know who I am.
and here I am, bringing you a long overdue LR. Reason: Confidentiality.
LR: The Preacher’s Daughter
I heard David Shade once say “The freakiest girls are the preacher’s daughters ONLY surpassed by preacher’s wives.”
Let’s examine this belief in an epic tale by yours truly.
I went with a Mexican female friend to a student party. I hit the bar and immediately start the warming up process– that’s key pals. I, then, eject gracefully and go meet my buddies. We chill for a lil and I go buy drinks but nothing is happening. My buddies aren’t intro’ing to any girls. So what? I’m rock this shit like a hurricane. sko.
I start working the room. back to back. I practically wreck havoc, guys trying to amog me, girls eye-coding each other everywhere. Who the hell is this guy?
When done, I lock in against the bar and just chill in a smouldering kinda way….then comes the preacher’s daughter passing by and ….
*BAM*
*CLAW*
Sonic: who are you?
Preacher’s daughter: what?
Sonic: Who the hell are you?
PD: preacher’s daughter
S: I’m sonic. Himself
Standard attract stuff.
Push-Pull
Tease
Kino - - thumbs war, funny handshakes etc…
She hits me with a plethora of shit-tests. I pass’em all. State in the vault baby. The last one was this:-
PD: you’re probably this big *pointing pinky in the air*
Sonic: hahaha you’re right! I’m this big … off the ground.
Her BT rises exponentially so I isolate, lockin and qualify her.
Sonic: if you were a Disney character, what would you choose to be?
PD: what? I don’t know! I never thought about it
Sonic: what did you wanna be when you were little?
PD: I wanted to be a doctor blablabla
and the rest of the identity stuff.
I get an interrupt and I have to go check out something on the other side of the bar.
She kinda follows me around but not exactly.
I find her again and just go for the kiss close
Sonic: Are you a good kisser?
PD: they say I’m kinda rough
Sonic: If you went to kissing school, what would you get?
PD: I don’t know
Sonic: I’ma find out
Tongue-down – Rough kisser
Sonic: you’re a 6
PD: what?
Tongue-down
Sonic: ok you’re an 8
PD: what?
Sonic: that makes you a 7 average
PD: you’re an asshole
Sonic: glad you like it
I takeway by looking around the room – then she reengages me with
PD: you know I have classes early in the morning soooooooo if anything *I CUT THREAD HERE*
I immediately go into …predator mode and I just pull. It’s the grab of the Lords. Again.
We exit the venue and I just run my mouth while having her in the secure confines of the claw.
Back to my house.
Back to my bed.
Ramp escalation and I hit LMR. That’s cool. I know what to do.
2 steps forward. 1 step back.
PD: dude, this shit ain’t going down.
Sonic: I know, you’re totally taking advantage of me (Reverse LMR)
PD: what? *PUZZLED*
Ramp Escalation
PD: LMR
Sonic: I’m such a religious boy! I’m soooo not like that (Reverse LMR)
Escalate
PD: LMR
Sonic: I never do this with anyone…(Reverse LMR)
Ramp Escalation
Then it occurred to me that she can very well be a virgin. yes at 21.
Sonic: Are you a virgin?
PD: what makes you say that?
sonic: are you?
PD: speechless
Sonic: B*tch Get the Fuck out of my room!! *I MEANT IT*
PD: why???? you know it’s hard for me to actually tell you that.
Sonic: why the hell do you ask for advanced game when you’re not!!
I actually felt a little sorry for kicking her out so I lied her down, stroked her hair and relaxed her a little bit and got her speaking about sexual fantasies. This has a powerful effect because she is bound to link back those fantasies to you. I did this instinctively before I read any theory behind it. Give it a try guys.
Sonic: if you had one fantasy in the whole wide world, what would that be?
PD: I don’t know!! taking 5 guys all at once
Sonic: that’s standard – you can very well make this true in this life. I’m sure you have better ones.
PD: OK – but I’m so going to hell for that –faster than I actually am.
Sonic: that’s cool – fantasies are not meant to come true anyway
PD: I want to be fu*ked on the altar.
Sonic: wtf? why?
PD: I don’t know – I guess coz my dad is a preacher
I was sooo shocked I almost lost my erection - - that’s the preacher’s daughter guys.
From there I just played it cool but assertive. I was determined to close. I encouraged her to take a very warm shower to loosen her up. I prepped the lube and all and I closed hard but slow ;-) It took about 4 hours with 4 brand new erections. She locked up in ways I’ve never seen. I guess she’s tried to loose it before and had a bad experience.
Sex ensues and she wanted it rough. By that I mean, Dirty Talk, Slapping etc. and…a money shot. She got it all. Done.Twice.
I, then, run to the shower having my mind race with all sorts of things.
and...just as I came out of the shower she asked:
PD: “What’s RSD??”
That’s the preacher’s daughter.
Keys to the Lay:-
1) Seeing the window of opportunity and pulling the trigger
2) The Grab of the Lords
2) Knowing how to escalate in the bedroom (The Ramp)
3) Reverse LMR
4) Sexual Fantasy Projection
Lessons Learnt:
1) The freakiest girls are the repressed ones e.g. preacher's daughters
2) V-girls get clingy - Not really. I went for it a bunch of times afterwards and she wasn't down.  |