Lr + Fr 3/2-3/3/08 | | Cross posted from my lair.
Got this one off of craigslist so this counts as half a lay. I used my other email addy to contact her.
She sent me her phone # and I called her about 15 minutes after I got the email based on Balanced Time Response.
She answered and we chatted for 10 minutes, set up a meet for sunday (yesterday)
Call her sunday when I wake up cuz I wanted to fuck 2 broads in one day. The chick from Valentine's day (not the one I fucked but the one I met at obriens with my wing) was supposedly down to chill after her friends horse show.
We set up meet for 330
I get to her house at 350 and she aint there. I call and text, no answer.
I go about my biz and hit up borders on Dale Mabry to open some sets and start building my momentum again. Best times of my life have been when I've been consistently social along with doing the little things that AVOID the pitfalls as opposed to creating attraction.
I open a cute asian girl with a nice ass looking at the bargain books with "Any good deals today >=)"
She smiles coyly and picks up this book to show me... I was in my head trying to think of logistics and ended up stalling out. Bleh.
I head inside and grab an iced coffee. There was a short haired, white-washed asian broad that was cute but I wasn't feeling the vibe from her (didn't get AI) Super cute, looooooong haired latina chick by her lonesome studying some fucked up looking chemistry shit. For all I know she was using her innocent, girl-next-door type looks as a front for a seedy, Portland style methlab that is ran from the back of her brothel in Drew Park. I hold off on approaching her cuz my energy was off.. I then do a predatory style lap around the bookstore seeing if there are any babes I can try to elicit AIs from. I run into an olde buddy of mine, it was awesome. He grabs a coffee as well and I open the latina with "Don't hurt your brain, looks complicated!" she looks up at me, smiles, and goes back to her homework. I didn't push cuz I could tell she was one of the Maybe/No girls (see Paul Janka's PDF that has been posted on here) based on MY approach.
We hit Obriens for a beer (I grabbed a pint of Stella) then I scoot out for band rehearsal.
Get to rehearsal, jam on the new song I've written, all is peaches and squirrels until we get to the very end of the song, and get into verbal altercation with the singer about how the end of the song should end, I wrote the whole song, so I have the final say as to where the song goes.
I turned my phone back on and craigslist broad texted me that she went to her mom's and that I should bring drinks over to celebrate. I tell her I'll be there in 15. She texts back "Drinks not beer" and I text back "I'm bringing vodka". I wanted to text "Woman, it's my fucking money I'll bring what I want" but I restrained my inner dick and brought over le goods.
I get to her house and park my car for easy escape in case shit gets hairy, subsequently surveying the environment to make sure I wasn't walking into a Hostel/Red Dragon/Saw scenario. After securing the perimeter I knock on her door. If a 7 is required for HB status, then she was a 6. Big tits, no ass, chubby for her height (but still fuckable as opposed to fucking Rosie O Donnell), and fake contacts. Her roommate was there too, a dude, and I didn't like him. He was very into rap metal, and I had to sit through over half of a Kottonmouth Kings DVD. It didn't seem like he had any intents on leaving us for as long as that godforsaken DVD was on, so I suggested a movie (I can't remember the title, but it had Snoop Dogg and IceT). She puts the movie on and the dude is like "You guys are watching a movie? Can I have one more shot?" I was thinking "Yes dude, just go to fucking sleep so I can fuck this broad and get the fuck out of here." He took his shot and went to sleep. I start making out with her (already had incidental and overt stage 2 kino taken care of) and take it from there. We go to her room, I fuck her, skeet on her tits (she wouldn't let me skeet on her face, no worries) and leave cuz I wanted to fuck HBMowhawk (8+) with the momentum I am building. BTW, dirty talk lines I used:
Stick your ass up in the air slut. Higher.. I said higher [smack her ass]! There ya go, good girl. [smack her ass]
Keep sucking that cock!
You're a good little whore sweetie
You're a good slut
Suck that cock slut!
Spread your legs
Spread your legs bitch [roughly pull her legs apart]
How's that cock feel inside your little pussy?
Be a good girl and open another condom for me (I didn't want to use the same rubber that I was trying to put in her ass to fuck her pussy, it's just not hygenic)
The dirty talk made her cum a few times, and was good practice for me.
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I fuck up with HBMohawk cuz I was too pushy. She agreed to meet cuz she thought there was a band playing at Peg, then I tell her I wanted to show her my new song, she thought I was going to play it live, then her vibe got flakey due to my over-persistence at trying to get her out at near 2AM in the morning on a sunday. But she was awake, at a friends house at Campus lodge. I was pissed that she was flaking, but then figured I didn't run my game right and it would be best to next her for now, she'll be back around. Earlier in the day, I'd erased CL chicks # and she ended up calling back.
Here's the text for the HBMowhawk FU
Me: I'm bout to grab some grub. Up for a drink and some music?
her: Where?
Me: [I wanted to say "My pad"] Pegasus
her: Whose playing? I'm down to go
Me: I don't think any1 is playin rite now. For live musik I would like to show u new song I'm writing 4 band
her: Oh ok so would u play there then?
me: amp, gtr, keyboard (4 drums), @ my house. Meet me here so we can roll out
her: where do you live?
me: xxxx
me: xxxxx 33613 for mpquest
no answer from her
me: so what's up
her: idk [means i don't know for the sms challenged] im at my friends right now trying to figure things out
me: where are u at right now?
her: campus lodge
me: ur right up the street from me. I'm picking u up, what's ur building number??
her: no no i drove here u dont have to pick me up
I called her to see if I could use my voice to persuade her, she didn't answer. I deleted her phone number and am moving on to the next. My energy seemed too eager to chill, so that's where I fucked up at. From a VAC standpoint, I have the value, I have the attainability, but the compliance (which is what gets ya laid) I fucked up on. |