[Sonic]

For Therapeutic purposes only
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I'm shooting the poo with 2 guys in the bar and we are discussing if the super turbos behind us are strippers - like a 10 & 11 if you want the community ratings. I decided to find out, turned around and opened:-

S: Are you girls strippers?
Hb10: Whatttt??????? blablabla (she kinda liked it)
Hb11 - goes red angry in the face - and gives me the finger
S: hahaah you got it all wrong like when you do it, you do it like this(give her the finger) where all your knuckles are at the same level or something to this effect....


Hb11 then tests for strength and she gets it. Rock Solid Tractor beam Eye contact.

Hb11: If you don't leave now, I'm seriously considering tossing this drink in your face
S: ridiculous - your tempo is off. You gotta say this shit one more time.

Hb11: If you don't leave now, I'm seriously considering tossing this drink in your face

S: hahaha more ridiculous - your rhythm is off


BACKTURN

Talk to the guys.

Literally 5 minutes later - She goes into stealth mode, creeps up from behind me and slowly pours the drink on my head....and walks away

That was a first.

Therapeutic.

Self-Amusing.

Loved it.

Lessons Learnt:-

What do you guys think??

-S