[Sonic]

LR: Blueprint Style Pulling…
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Like sometimes I ask myself - Why should girls be attracted to you?? WHY? ...and as I contemplate ...a faint voice from within says to me "Your *PRESENCE* is enough"

8:30pm AEST St Patrick’s Day of Delight – Had just finished watching the Blueprint De-coded.

I prepared a little cheat sheet before going out: -

1) The Moment
2) The Party
3) The State (unstifled)

I pick up my buddy and long time wing PWSFS, give him the cheat sheet for review and as soon as we get out of the car we start unstifling ourselves.

I swear for the first time ever, I was weak in the knees – like my knees were tapping each other. I was sooo scared and I didn’t even know why. I tell PWSFS that I’m low on energy and my state is weak– He says “I’ve heard it all before – this will all go away now.” Guess what?? He was right. That’s why I like this guy.

We hit the venue and I open the first set on the right… some girl is kissing a dude on the cheek – tap tap and point to cheek – I get blown out. Plow thru Happy St Patrick’s day blablabla. Blown out again. No go?? No worries.

Second group of girls – I go in “What do you girls think of guys who drink with straws?” Set blows open. I bring pwsfs to the party. I was practically staring at the girls and they giggled their heart out. I move the girl out “for a smoke” bring her back in to dance then pick her up and put her on the podium to exhibit. I’ve hooked her for no apparent reason.

Every so often I remember to unstifled my self, bring the party and just be present.

My girl and her peer group suddenly disappear, nowhere to be found– Bugga!!

But hey, we owned –just bringing the party and having pure fun.

Also, other freaky weird things happened e.g. PWSFS would open a set and get blown out (in no way shape or form am I underlying his ability – This guy’s game is outrageous) I’d take a step to the left or something and pull the same girl in …and blamo … she’s into me.

Like at all times, I have a feeling in my body of how much value I have or how much attraction is happening thru me.

We go to another venue and bring the party. Nothing worthwhile to mention but time flies.

It’s already almost 1am and our party is coming to an end. I clearly wanted some more. “Pwsfs, how about the Irish pub round the corner,” I consult. He concurs.

Again, the rules are simple… and blueprint style: -

Unstifle yourself, bring the party and be in the moment.

A real cutie (HBPolish) with huuuuuge breasts passes by and some chode taps her on the shoulder to take “some” value– I just bring her into my bosom, wave the chode goodbye, give her Laser eyez and say “I have to protect you”. She giggles. It’s ON. I go for the makeout within the first 30 seconds and she’s down but *NO* I ain’t that tacky club makeout guy. I’m the phantom tonight ;-)

We start moving (aka venue changing)– upstairs for a smoke – out to find her sister – downstairs to dance etc…I made it a point to offer value to her sister too, she was cute I liked her.

HBPolish is very cheeky. Every time I danced with her older sister, she pretended to be all jealous and shit and goes grinds up against some dudes on the dance-floor. Back in the day, they called this a passive IOI. *Belch* this doesn’t affect me on any level. I just pulled her back in and grinded up against her for a little bit.

1:15am I text pwsfs to come wing me. He does, for about 30minutes, then bails. “Good night bro, Ima baby sit these girls for a lil”

Some chode then comes and occupies older sister. Ahhhh you beauty. I take my girl around the corner and tongue her down hard. At this stage I’m thinking – Car Pull Car Pull. Let’s see.

2:15am I tell older sis, HBPolish & I are going for… some fresh air. She follows us out of the venue and so does the chode. Actually he suggested grabing something to eat but it didn't fly. I like this kid.

They walk ahead of us so I swiftly screen for logistics: -

1) What time do you have to get up for work? 7am – wtf?
2) Where do you live?
3) Where does your sister live?
4) Is your sister sleeping over or going home?

Etcetera.

The logistics aren’t so skewed in my favour. I get the number and make plans.

Older sis and chode are so far ahead of us now I have to call them – looks like they’re heading to the bus stop. I called her up to come back because “I’ll give’em a ride home”. Chode walks us to my car – then bails – WTF? I wouldn’t have minded.

The older sis gets all grumpy and shit coz the chode didn’t ask for her number and acts all broken hearted. HBPolish asks me to go back and look for him (how straight forward). We did but No avail. Sorry older sis.

Driving down Lane 3 on the world’s most glorious and widest bridge- Sydney’s harbour – This following comes out of my mouth “I need to go bathroom baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.” HBPolish is like you can come in use our bathroom. Thank You Thank You

We get to their place and HBPolish is taking forever to finds her keys – I screen some more :-

Do you have a roomy? YES
How many rooms do you have? 2 but we’re sleeping in the same bed tonight blablabla

They show me the bathroom and when I came out, I found older sis lying down on the couch downstairs in a sleeping bag. *DING* *DING* *DING*

S: Can I have a glass of water
HBPolish: Yes

I drink my water then lead her by the hand upstairs to her room. Just-like-that.

HBpolish: O my room is messy blablabla
S: cool yea – you should see mine

She leaves me in there and goes bathroom - *DING* *DING* *DING*

I pull a condom out of my wallet, shove it down my sock, grab a mag and flick thru it

She comes back and I just say “Come here let me show you one of my most favourite actresses” and sit her down on the bed.

Let’s just cuddle and makeout.

Older sister comes in and like “What are you guys doing?” “O we’re telling bed time stories. You can come in here if you want to.” Older sis is like “Why? Are you gonna tell me bed time stories too?” and storms out of the room.

I remember the words of PWSFS – “Try to bang them both sisters” Naaaa I abort.

Hit the lights.

Ramp escalation.

Token resistance. She actually verbalized things like … “I don’t sleep with dudes on the first night – You have to buy me flowers first, I'm not having sex with you tonight but you can sleep over blablabla

wash. rinse. repeat.

Penetration ensues.

We finish. I go wash.

Come back and my baby is sleeping like an angel. I lie down next to her for a little and bask in the glory then…staying true to the tradition of my predecessors …I phantomed into the night (4:05am)

No routine faggotry required. (Cr: Jlaix)

Game Set Match, RSD.

Fade to black. Roll Credits.


Real Solid Game ™
-Sonic