[Hengman]

So, I was in classes and there were new people around me. I'm like, "WTF is going on?" What I've decided to do was make girlfriend applications! Yeah! Stole the idea from someone... I forgot. I need to sleep.

But here's how it went -- I wrote out on a piece a paper a whole girlfriend application like this:

Name:
Ethnicity:
Age:
Occupation:

Then I wrote out 9 random questions out of 10 questions. The question that should always be included would be, "Just in case, should I bring condoms on the first date?"

Here's how that went with people (I gave it to like EVERY girl I saw):

First up was an OK girl (wasn't close to my type)... Looked like a 6, but VERY nice personality. I told her, "Hey, you gotta do this." She was like, "What?" I then just look at her a smile and just handed her the paper and said, "Fill it out." She complies and brushes her hair. I give her a high five. So, when that was done, she answered with, "(I'm skipping the names), mixed (black with Indian), 19, and I'm not telling you." She then answers my questions. She got to the 5th question (Just in case, should I bring condoms on the first date?) and started to really find me attractive. Surprise, surprise. She then calls me cute and that she'll message me if she can't get me by phone. However, I never gave her my phone number. Instead, she offered hers.

So, my ass went off to another girl. I'd give her a 8 in the books. Gave her the girlfriend application. She was very straight and VERY sexual to me about it. However, she said no to the condom question, but giggling to it does mean that she wants the dick. I kept on going. One of the questions I put down was, "Would you fuck a midget for a billion dollars. Even two of them?" She was like, "Oh... HELL YEAH!" I was like, "Damn, you're pretty cool." Went in for the kill, made out. EASY.

I then stop for a while and then ask the girls about midgets. Most of the girls I've asked (out of like thirty) said yeah to the question. Only one girl said no. What a weirdo! I was then in return asked the same question. I said, "OH! FUCK YEAH!" Shit... Gave her the girlfriend application... She blew me out. I was like, "Oh well."

There were so many girls I gave the girlfriend application to. Only like half of them answered.

After this, went on the subway. I see a 9 looking at me talking to some of my female friends. I'm like, "Who is she looking at?" in my head. She has her sunglasses on, but her head was directly pointing at me. She's glaring at me hard. So, I decide to wave across the subway car. She sees it and smiles and is surprised that my ass would do such a thing. I then do the finger (the "come over here" finger). She comes and we talk. I introduce her to my friends. She's into it. My friends left and me and the target's stop were alongside each other. So, another 5 minutes, I escalate on her, go do the, "ear to lips" and sneak a kiss. She's turned on and took her sunglasses off, but told me to stop embarrassing us. Stop came by and I'm like, "Yo, you still didn't give me your name. Anyways *took out my phone* give me your number," and placed the phone in between her breasts. Gave me the number and got off at the stop with her. I talk for two minutes then tell her that I had to leave.

Came home and I typed this shit!

Edit: Just got back from the gym. I worked my shoulders with heavy ass weight. Alright, during my 2nd exercise, saw a three piece set (HB9 and two HB8s). I had the nerves (some weird AA feeling). I went up to them and said, "Hey, umm... I couldn't help but say this and had to let it out, but I thought your friend was cute (said this to the HB8 about the HB9)." The friend gives a smile and her friend (my target) gives a BIG smile. I then tell them that I had to get back to my workout and that's all I had to say to them. They are surprised. I then introduce myself and shook hands right away. I pretend to leave then turn around with, "Do you guys come here often?" They said yeah. I was like, "Really? I never saw you guys here. Well, I've got to go." They then introduced themselves to me and I walked off. I should of escalated but somehow, I got lost in what I was doing. They then start eye fuckin' me when I went back. Didn't get a number, but when I see them again, I'm getting that number. Man, how the fuck did I get lost? I just froze out. It's alright!

Well, that's that for today. Enjoy.

P.S. This was all yesterday, but I felt like I needed to post a FR here.