Religion is the best.
Girl: What do you do?
Me: I'm in the seminary, thinking of leaving though.
Girl: ummm.... Really? (little surprised)
Me: I just cant get into little boy's--Too be a priest
Girl laughs 9 times out of 10. I go into my: "speaking of religion".
Me: sex must have sucked for Jesus-- Every time girl would be: oh God, Oh God. whole compared to the Father... Ego killer I tell you.
Girl either says one of two things: Your "funny" or "bad" (she's always smiling)
Me: You have'nt seen Me on the dance floor
I use this all the time, girls working at coffee shops, grocery, clothing stores, waitresses. If outside of club and no dance floor. sub dance for bowling, playing pool, etcetera. I even took a girl out for her birthday at her favorite restaurant. A hooters waitress out at her favorite restaurant and a hotel bartender out bowling. I've even had a friend go to the bathroom, leaving Me with a first date. After she watched Me use my BS on other girls at the bar. She said: "You know your a fun guy, we should go out sometime"
Last edited by Zudnic : 05-04-2008 at 06:10 AM.
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