Switched coffee places because dated one of the girls already, her co-workers are annoying Me about if I like her and I don't found her boring.......... Have a good memory and age lets Me recycle old comedians routines with very little risk that someone 10 years younger has seen or herd it before. Did this with a hot girl at new to me place today with less anger:
YouTube - coffee
Girl: what can I get ya?
Me: want anything that tastes like F'in coffee.
Girl: Americano o.k?
Me: Yes as long as it tastes like real Fcking coffee!
Girl: cream and sugar?
Me: No! might as well put fcking walnuts in it! Cause it won't taste like coffee.
Girl: Your funny!
Me: Why cause I want real Fckin coffee. Hey why are you smiling so much I'm serious.... All these other places even seven eleven- all you get is flavored coffee that doesn't taste like Fcking coffee.
Girl: I like you everyone else is boring.
Me: Can I ask a personnel question?
Girl: o.k
Me: why are you smiling so much?
Girl: you make Me laugh
Me: You know Id ask you out but I already feel sorry for your boyfriend (grin)
Writes name and number with CALL ME. Give her my name and tell her when she smiles less is more---drove off with her still smiling.
