this is my bread and butter boys.
this gets them emotional.
this will get them laughing so you can slide in with more kino (begin the ladder)
it's equivalent to those cartoons where a character gets knocked on the head and sees stars and shit spinning around their head.
best part is... you can make it into the most ridiculous sentence fragments ever. terrible use of the english language.
i decided to try out the butchering of the english language last night.
push/pull in sentence fragments.
example-
i see a girl at my local club.. she's looking at me, so i point at her and raise an eyebrow, she smiles... i walk in and i say, "hi" she says, "hi." I then immediately go into the fragmented slaughter of this lovely language we call english. "i hate you.... i love you." <hug her> she's giggling, it's working. while i'm hugging her i say, "i love you, because you suck" <i GENTLY push her away>. she gets a pouty look, "wait, we're getting married" <grabbing both of her hands> she smiles and giggles, it's still working. "we're getting divorced." <throwing her hands down> super giggly response now. "because you cheated on me!" i say. she says, "no i would never.." i say, "i forgive you!" <hugging her> then i say, "CHEATER!" and gently push her away again.
then when i can tell those stars are spinning around her head.. i say, "hey i want you to come meet my friends." and i grab her hand and walk away with her.
shit it was easy, and you're damn right it's a horrid display of english. we bounced to an after party but nothing went down between her and i. but think about these possibilities boys.. that paragraph seemed like a quickie, AND IT WAS THAT QUICK. that's all it took to move her and introduce her.
im going out again tonight with the same experiment in mind
this time i'm going to go for a less than 5 minute make-out after i move the girl.