Almost lost my V-card to a crazy prostitute while delivering pizza's!

[The Eternal Cowboy]

Yes, I could have gotten laid by a crazy prostitute while delivering pizza's, but let me tell you first how it happened. So I'm closing this saturday night so that means I won't get out of work until 6:00 this morning. I get a late-night delivery to sketchy part of town, which requires me driving down MLK, which means CRACK HEAD MECCA.

I'm driving past a gas station and I see a white woman who looks between 30-35 years old waiving me down. I slow down thinking "holy shit I better help this lady or else she's going to get rapped in this part of town." she comes over yelling "you pizza guy's are awesome you always help me, hey I need a ride right down to the next light, hey do you got extra pizza's." I say "oohhh noo, but get in, I'll help you out." she gets in the back seat and instantly starts telling me about how she's poor and asking me if I'm a virgin. She admits to me that she's a prostitute, so I say "ohhh cooool, hey do you carry pepper spray it's pretty dangerous here." She says "no I don't, but you better be careful here too pizza boy(I felt so loved by this random prostitute). This is where it's gets interesting, she says "hey if you have any pizza's at the end of the night that your going to throw away come to my apartment, its room 13 and I'll fill any sexual need you have." I say "I appretiate the offer and If I have any extra pizza's I give them to you free of charge." I was actually contemplating in my head of making this insane prostitute give me head in exchange for pizza. I decided not to though, but what do you guys think?

Should I have made this prostitute give me head or should I lost my virginity to a random insane hooker that I meet on Martin Luther King rd while delivering a pizza?

[diablo]

Originally Posted by The Eternal Cowboy

Yes, I could have gotten laid by a crazy prostitute while delivering pizza's, but let me tell you first how it happened. So I'm closing this saturday night so that means I won't get out of work until 6:00 this morning. I get a late-night delivery to sketchy part of town, which requires me driving down MLK, which means CRACK HEAD MECCA.

I'm driving past a gas station and I see a white woman who looks between 30-35 years old waiving me down. I slow down thinking "holy shit I better help this lady or else she's going to get rapped in this part of town." she comes over yelling "you pizza guy's are awesome you always help me, hey I need a ride right down to the next light, hey do you got extra pizza's." I say "oohhh noo, but get in, I'll help you out." she gets in the back seat and instantly starts telling me about how she's poor and asking me if I'm a virgin. She admits to me that she's a prostitute, so I say "ohhh cooool, hey do you carry pepper spray it's pretty dangerous here." She says "no I don't, but you better be careful here too pizza boy(I felt so loved by this random prostitute). This is where it's gets interesting, she says "hey if you have any pizza's at the end of the night that your going to throw away come to my apartment, its room 13 and I'll fill any sexual need you have." I say "I appretiate the offer and If I have any extra pizza's I give them to you free of charge." I was actually contemplating in my head of making this insane prostitute give me head in exchange for pizza. I decided not to though, but what do you guys think?

Should I have made this prostitute give me head or should I lost my virginity to a random insane hooker that I meet on Martin Luther King rd while delivering a pizza?

ask her to find your g-spot for you
don't put your dick in her mouth
make her jerk you off

[dman]

hey! I remember reading this post of yours on rsdnation

so yeah, already replied..... lol

[The Eternal Cowboy]

LOL, I should have made her let me find her g-spot

Originally Posted by dman

hey! I remember reading this post of yours on rsdnation

so yeah, already replied..... lol

Hey, thanks for replying. I post on rsd, venusian arts, attraction forums,and here obviously.

[Rewok]

Im banned from venusian arts because I put keyboard jockeys in their place before they infect the masses.

Guess Mystery loves his followers being corrupted by people who have never set foot outside the house with his method.

-Rewok

[dman]

Originally Posted by The Eternal Cowboy

Hey, thanks for replying. I post on rsd, venusian arts, attraction forums,and here obviously.

basically the same, to lesser or greater degrees. Plus also the nz lairs (the auckland one which I run, plus also wellington), and few others once in a random blue moon.

[dman]

Originally Posted by Rewok

Im banned from venusian arts because I put keyboard jockeys in their place before they infect the masses.

Guess Mystery loves his followers being corrupted by people who have never set foot outside the house with his method.

whoa! I thought it was really really hard to get banned from there!

As in for a little while I think in the early days they even had a policy not to ban anybody, but then they saw there are exceptions when it is really needed.

yeah, it is sad about VA. KJ is killing the forums there