FR: HB11 tosses drink in my face

[Sonic]

For Therapeutic purposes only
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I'm shooting the poo with 2 guys in the bar and we are discussing if the super turbos behind us are strippers - like a 10 & 11 if you want the community ratings. I decided to find out, turned around and opened:-

S: Are you girls strippers?
Hb10: Whatttt??????? blablabla (she kinda liked it)
Hb11 - goes red angry in the face - and gives me the finger
S: hahaah you got it all wrong like when you do it, you do it like this(give her the finger) where all your knuckles are at the same level or something to this effect....


Hb11 then tests for strength and she gets it. Rock Solid Tractor beam Eye contact.

Hb11: If you don't leave now, I'm seriously considering tossing this drink in your face
S: ridiculous - your tempo is off. You gotta say this shit one more time.

Hb11: If you don't leave now, I'm seriously considering tossing this drink in your face

S: hahaha more ridiculous - your rhythm is off


BACKTURN

Talk to the guys.

Literally 5 minutes later - She goes into stealth mode, creeps up from behind me and slowly pours the drink on my head....and walks away

That was a first.

Therapeutic.

Self-Amusing.

Loved it.

Lessons Learnt:-

What do you guys think??

-S

[Hengman]

What an asshole she is. LOL You negged her too hard, dude. I think her being a SHB, she has low self-esteem inside. You should of stacked right away instead of continuing to neg. Wait... No, you AMOGed her.

Damn. Well, lesson learned.

[Mr. Incredible]

I think it was an indicator of interest. You see silly practical jokes like this in the kids' playgrounds all the time.

She gave you shit tests. You deflected them. You stopped paying attention to her. She then did something that would get your attention firmly fixed on her. It was a strong test, but then you were displaying a lot of confidence so that will draw strong tests. If you had laughed, then chased her down and dropped ice down her back (or cleavage), or poured a bit of your own drink on her, you might have done well. She isn't necessarily being a bitch.

Just my two cents.

[maxxus]

What kind of an opener is that? I'm surprised she even warned you about tossing her drink at you. With a question like that you deserve to get bitch slapped.

Don't you already know that when you want to meet someone you shouldn't insult them immediately. This is common sense.
You displayed a lack of social intelligence and immaturity. I applaud you for trying to get with HB11's but this is not the way to do it. Even if a woman rejects you , leave a good impression.Leave her wishing she talked to you when you made the offer. I'm sure this girl feels the opposite.

To mr incredible:
Your advice is worth only 2 cents. There is so much wrong with what you say. Please Sonic, disregard all of it.

[Daniel_B]

You acted like an asshole, but not the smart asshole,you were the dumb asshole.

Rather than engaging yourself in a verbal argument with a woman, excuse yourself and be polite about it.

Fun moment though I bet you had a good laugh at it once it was over.

[dt3ks]

haha. I think maxxus and daniel_b need their mothers to tuck them in for the night.

Asking if they were strippers and giving her the finger back is solid. You just challenged her too hard and she followed up. props to her.

Some light banter afterwards could have helped not getting a drink poured on your head but I get the feeling this wasn't a sarge just a 'I'll fuck with these two hot girls just for fun' type of deal.

[Brian]

Sounds like you were pretty rude and that's why it turned out how it did. I'm rude sometimes too so I'm definitely not judging. Just pointing out why you got a drink on your head.

[tricolori]

i don’t get why most of you, think what he did was bad. If anything, she was just a cold bitch, who wants nothing but attention. And yet when you gave her that, by asking if she was a stripper, she got upset. Maybe she just likes it that way.

Anyway, i think once you opened it up, you should have kept on working it. You should have turned you back on the HB11, and started talking to the HB10 .. Maybe even say something like, pretend there is a wall between you too ... Once HB10 starts getting into you, HB11 will then try and block you hard, or realise she’s missing out, and jump in. That’s when you have now opened it up, and any of the two are up for the taking.

I normally find that when one is into you, and the other isn’t, you just need to work it right, and you will have both wanting you by the end of it.

[dman]

you were living on the edge and you got burnt

no biggie, if you want to live on the edge you just have to deal with the topples