BJ 3/8/08, FR/FU 3/8/08, Day2 3/9/09

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BJ Report 3/8/2008

I replied to an ad on CL for this chick wanting a gangbang. I ended up actually shooting a porno scene.

I called my homie/wing to see if he wanted to join in, and he was down.

So this gangbang was in Carrollwood

I ring the doorbell and this tall, hot chick answers the door. I went in and took stock of the environment, it was early afternoon so I wasn’t sketched out.

I fill out my release form and show my driver’s license.

The camera people were the gangbang girl’s husband, the hot tall chick I wished would’ve joined in, and some random old lady. It was kinda weird, and kinda funny at the same time.

You could definitely cut the tension in the air with a knife, but it was more nervousness than anything else. On different occasions dudes said that they checked it out to see if it was for real.

The gangbang goes underway a bit after one.

The gangbang broad herself wasn’t bad looking. She was tall, brunette, “mature” (mid 40s) and dressed super slutty with a corset, stockings, and slutty heels

I personally had a hard time keeping it up, but the blowjob I got from her got me up for a bit.

Ok, so after a bit she took a break and everyone was chillin’. She comes back out wearing a cut up shirt, crotchless daisy dukes, and little frilly socks with some other slutty heels.

Second round, she blows us all again, a couple cats fuck her [including my wing], a couple cats

I made her squirt all over the place twice, then in going for the 3rd squirt I called her a dirty whore (in dirty talk) and the tall chick was like “Don’t call her a whore!” and I switched to more pleasant dirty talk about her pussy. I think that killed the vibe cuz a couple minutes later the gangbang girl said she needed another break and then she was done. I told tall chick afterwards that I was talking dirty and she gave me a look as if to say “I know, I was just shit testing you”

I didn’t fuck the gangbang broad (don’t mind that I didn’t either) and I enjoyed my blowjobs. I also think that if anything like this came up again (gangbang or just me and a girl on camera) I’d be able to keep it up with minimal “charge up” time.

Afterwards my wing and I hit up CiCi’s pizza to tear up the buffet.

I get home, take a shower, and scoot out to Largo to meet with a client for their document signing.

FR 3/8/08

So after I got back from Largo I went and treated myself to Bonzai Sushi. I had the sashimi, an avocado roll, and some seaweed salad. Twas delish.

After dropping lines and whatnot I found a house party where some bands were playing at. With the time change imminent it was more cost effective IMO to hit a house party as opposed to hitting a bar that would be shutting down early.

I make approaches at the party upon arrival.

Inside, one of the bands were playing and I go in and start dancing with two girls right in the hallway. They were eating it up and I told the taller one I loved her. She played along with and although her friends BT was spiking, I painted myself into a corner.

I made other approaches through out the nite, and the chick I intended on pulling was down [HB7.75 in retrospect, she was a dead ringer for the chick in the Mastercard commercials that had to extinguish a movie set fire at the end; brunette, glasses, sort of tall, wavy hair, olive skin]. I was using the eye contact tech I discovered last week and it worked like a charm [super dominant ec for me = finding my reflection in their eyes and talking while looking at myself using their eyes as a mirror]. I was running DEL and got to stage two and then mini-isolated her to walk with me to my car while I grabbed a beer. I will tell you where I fucked up here in a minute.

We get to my car, and my beer and my wing’s beer is in there. I grab a beer for myself, and ignored the phone calls I was getting. I say “Now that we’re alone…” to my target and make out with her [<<<< fuck up that I made again the next nite, in future I won’t kiss until I’m in full isolation]. We walk up and my intent was to hit another party with her, so I go back and get my wing’s beer to get it out of my car. I should’ve just left it under his car and scooted off with her.

I drop off the beer and she says she has to use the bathroom.. Uh oh….

She goes inside, and my wing is giving me shit for leaving the party [the same wing whom literally had pussy dropped in his lap by me]. I tell him I’m trying to get laid and to quit being acting like a baby; I tell him to make some new friends but he keeps whining (pisses me off thinking about it) so I tell him I’d catch him later.

I go inside and I don’t see my target. Then she appears out of nowhere. The guitarist from the host’s band asks me if I’m hitting on his best female friend while pulling her into him. I say “Yes” and after a couple minutes of talking where I’m left out I tap her on the shoulder and whisper into her ear “Are you coming with me, yes or no” she says “Not tonite but I’ll see you again” and I say “Probably not cuz I don’t like being second best” and walk out. I go to 3 Points Café and order a House Omelette with home fries, it was fucking tasty.

So the main fuck ups here tonite:

Really and truly if ALL I wanted was to get laid by a decent looking chick, I should’ve gone with the 18yo tall HB who I said “I love you” too. She actually sought me out 2x after that but I was engaging hotter chicks who’d given me AI, whatever.

Second major fuckup was kissing outside of full isolation

Third major fuckup was not going directly to the afterparty/bringing my wing’s beer back to him. I figured since I was going back to kill my beer then go to the after party that I may as well bring him his beer out of my car. I didn’t think of it at the time, but that was beta even if I was just being cool. That shit goes under a motherfucker’s car next time. Fuck my wing, he’s going to act like a baby because *I’m* leaving (or at least trying to leave) with pussy?

I could consider asking her directly if she was coming home with me a fourth fuckup, but I don’t because I’d rather make her show her cards either way at that time of night.

Day2 with HBOhio


On Saturday morning before noon (and before the gangbang) I met an HB at Bank of America (BofA).

I was standing at the counter cashing a check and I looked over at her. She gave me hard EC and said “Good afternoon” I said “How’s it goin’?” She said “Fine, kinda chilly out” I say “Sure is.” She says “Well have a good afternoon” and I say “See ya in a minute”

Basically, I KNEW she was going to wait til I came outside to leave just to see if I’d approach her.

Sure enough, she was sitting in her car ‘fiddling’ with something, so I approached her, asked her for a cig, she gave me three and her home phone number. She says she just moved down from Ohio a couple weeks ago. We agreed that we should meet for a drink very soon.

[BJ Report + 3/8/08 FR snip]

I call her the next day (3/9/08) and she’s cooking. She says she’ll call me back in an hour, then asks me to call her back in an hour. I just woke up from a nap so I didn’t flip the screen around on her [as in “No I’ll call you back in an hour” credit Juggler].

I go back to sleep and put an alarm in my phone to call her in an hour and a half. She calls back before the alarm goes off.

She gets directions to my house from my dad and I tell her to leave her house in 15 since I was still at my ‘rents. She doesn’t have a working cell phone [so she says] so I tell her to bring change to call me in case she gets lost.

I get to my house and clean up a bit, and then wait outside for her 15 minutes after the time she said she was going to be there.

She gets there, I hop in her car, then have her park in guest parking.

Inside, I sit her down and go to take a shower before heading out in a hurry [comfort hastener, credit DYD]. She yawned a couple times before I hopped in the shower and I tell her I can’t chill with her if she’s lazy. She says shes not lazy, just been drinking coffee all day.

My car doesn’t have a radio, so all there is is convo for entertainment. I let the convo go quiet a couple times to see if she’s pick it back up and she did, which was cool.

We get to Tanks and the bartender buys me a buy since my bday was in 15 minutes. We’re playing pool and she beat me once (I scratched) and we play again. She makes a good shot one time and calls me “bitch”. I let that one slide, and she says it again and I go “Hey! I ain’t no bitch. I don’t like being called that so don’t call me that” She had a similar look on her face like when you catch an animal (dog or cat) doing something it knows it shouldn’t do and it concedes. Hard to explain over text.

So I’ve got A LOT of incidental and overt kino (stages one and two) going by the time we get to UA hangout. On the way is my fuckup with this one: I tell her I want a bday kiss, she kisses me and says “That’s all your getting tonite” and I’m like “That’s ok baby, I’ve got the patience of a cheetah” [credit Endless from HBNurse lay] We play some darts, she buys me a bday shot, and we scoot back to my house after some darts.

[Kino at this point included Incidental and Overt Classes one and two from the DEL, including hand holding (which I held WAYYY longer than the 2-10 seconds Overt kino calls for, another FU]

Leaving the UA she tells a story about how she had sex with some cat while on X/XTC in a moving vehicle… She asks me my craziest place I’ve had sex and I tell her a schoolbus (empty).

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At my house she asks if I have any gum, I say no, and we go to the store because I wanted to get cigarette papers. I forget the gum and go for kissing her anyways. She says “Hello” when I try to kiss her and “How u doing” when I tried to turn her head towards me to kiss. I kiss her and put her leg over mine. She leaves it there… shit gets blurry here but I didn’t push hard for the panties. I’m thinking maybe I could’ve fucked her without kissing her? But anyways, it’s about 4 am and she has to be at work by 6, so I let her go and tell her I’d catch up with her later. I walked her ¼ way to her car and say bye.


I called her yesternite and her roommate picks up the phone. I talk to her for a minute and let her go. If I don’t hear from her this week I’ll call her once a week from here till I erase her #.


Sticking Point I've noticed: I'm not getting to Overt/Incidental Class 3