Hengman's FR: School, subway, and gym! 3/24/08

[Hengman]

So, I was in classes and there were new people around me. I'm like, "WTF is going on?" What I've decided to do was make girlfriend applications! Yeah! Stole the idea from someone... I forgot. I need to sleep.

But here's how it went -- I wrote out on a piece a paper a whole girlfriend application like this:

Name:
Ethnicity:
Age:
Occupation:

Then I wrote out 9 random questions out of 10 questions. The question that should always be included would be, "Just in case, should I bring condoms on the first date?"

Here's how that went with people (I gave it to like EVERY girl I saw):

First up was an OK girl (wasn't close to my type)... Looked like a 6, but VERY nice personality. I told her, "Hey, you gotta do this." She was like, "What?" I then just look at her a smile and just handed her the paper and said, "Fill it out." She complies and brushes her hair. I give her a high five. So, when that was done, she answered with, "(I'm skipping the names), mixed (black with Indian), 19, and I'm not telling you." She then answers my questions. She got to the 5th question (Just in case, should I bring condoms on the first date?) and started to really find me attractive. Surprise, surprise. She then calls me cute and that she'll message me if she can't get me by phone. However, I never gave her my phone number. Instead, she offered hers.

So, my ass went off to another girl. I'd give her a 8 in the books. Gave her the girlfriend application. She was very straight and VERY sexual to me about it. However, she said no to the condom question, but giggling to it does mean that she wants the dick. I kept on going. One of the questions I put down was, "Would you fuck a midget for a billion dollars. Even two of them?" She was like, "Oh... HELL YEAH!" I was like, "Damn, you're pretty cool." Went in for the kill, made out. EASY.

I then stop for a while and then ask the girls about midgets. Most of the girls I've asked (out of like thirty) said yeah to the question. Only one girl said no. What a weirdo! I was then in return asked the same question. I said, "OH! FUCK YEAH!" Shit... Gave her the girlfriend application... She blew me out. I was like, "Oh well."

There were so many girls I gave the girlfriend application to. Only like half of them answered.

After this, went on the subway. I see a 9 looking at me talking to some of my female friends. I'm like, "Who is she looking at?" in my head. She has her sunglasses on, but her head was directly pointing at me. She's glaring at me hard. So, I decide to wave across the subway car. She sees it and smiles and is surprised that my ass would do such a thing. I then do the finger (the "come over here" finger). She comes and we talk. I introduce her to my friends. She's into it. My friends left and me and the target's stop were alongside each other. So, another 5 minutes, I escalate on her, go do the, "ear to lips" and sneak a kiss. She's turned on and took her sunglasses off, but told me to stop embarrassing us. Stop came by and I'm like, "Yo, you still didn't give me your name. Anyways *took out my phone* give me your number," and placed the phone in between her breasts. Gave me the number and got off at the stop with her. I talk for two minutes then tell her that I had to leave.

Came home and I typed this shit!

Edit: Just got back from the gym. I worked my shoulders with heavy ass weight. Alright, during my 2nd exercise, saw a three piece set (HB9 and two HB8s). I had the nerves (some weird AA feeling). I went up to them and said, "Hey, umm... I couldn't help but say this and had to let it out, but I thought your friend was cute (said this to the HB8 about the HB9)." The friend gives a smile and her friend (my target) gives a BIG smile. I then tell them that I had to get back to my workout and that's all I had to say to them. They are surprised. I then introduce myself and shook hands right away. I pretend to leave then turn around with, "Do you guys come here often?" They said yeah. I was like, "Really? I never saw you guys here. Well, I've got to go." They then introduced themselves to me and I walked off. I should of escalated but somehow, I got lost in what I was doing. They then start eye fuckin' me when I went back. Didn't get a number, but when I see them again, I'm getting that number. Man, how the fuck did I get lost? I just froze out. It's alright!

Well, that's that for today. Enjoy.

P.S. This was all yesterday, but I felt like I needed to post a FR here.

[brandon]

Hey dude.
I think that GF application is awesome even if you stole it from someone.
I am going to try that in field later on.

And hey about the gym girls u introduced yourself to them but how and what would you have done to escalate to them.
I mean you have just begin to talk to them for secs and you want to kino them?

Well give me 1 example how would you have escalated them if your mind was not focussed on your workouts coz i am surprised if you would have escalted they would have known whatyou are up to and they might thought that you are a sexual predator...

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[Hengman]

Originally Posted by brandon

Hey dude.
I think that GF application is awesome even if you stole it from someone.
I am going to try that in field later on.

And hey about the gym girls u introduced yourself to them but how and what would you have done to escalate to them.
I mean you have just begin to talk to them for secs and you want to kino them?

Well give me 1 example how would you have escalated them if your mind was not focussed on your workouts coz i am surprised if you would have escalted they would have known whatyou are up to and they might thought that you are a sexual predator...

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Alright, for the gym, I probably got lost since I was so tired from lifting VERY heavy weights, but that isn't an excuse for my failure. If I was focused, I'll probably just isolate her right away. And I was being completely honest to them to start with with my direct opening to the end. I just told them that I thought that their friend was cute and that spiked the whole set. From there, I had to escalate by rewarding them by giving a handshake and my name (kino off of the bat). I would of went in for the hug, but my ass was sweaty. LOL After this, if I screened and multi-threaded with maximum effort, I would probably gotten more and more direct with my rewards (thus escalation could be up to a kiss or even finger fucking). I usually escalate when I see an opening, such as her giving me the eye fuck... What I would do would just grab her hand right away from the side of my body, and squeeze it. If she squeezes back, I'll reward her again with a touch to her shoulder and say, "Well, I find you VERY attractive. I didn't know you were THIS fun. Blah blah". I love to go in naturally, though. There's nothing to it but being confident and being who you are. Ever since then, I've been getting like MAD props at the gym just for talking to these girls and even the Eagles's Cheerleaders. It's all effort.

Good luck.

[Brian]

hahah this is really fun stuff - way more zany than anything I've done during the day.

It does make me aware of the fact that I do a lot of overtly sexual stuff now, right away. I let girls know what I'm about, and if they're not down, it's their loss. Being sexual (not horny but sexual) is way more effective for me personally. I don't feel congruent beating around the bush.

Maybe try pushing the envelope by not "joking" about sex, but talking more seriously and passionately about it - ask women straight forward whether theyd rather get licked or fingered, what position they like, if they like to be spanked etc...like have them teach you how you will need to fuck them. Do it with genuine interest in her sexuality, and open self-acceptance of your own.

[Hengman]

Originally Posted by Brian

hahah this is really fun stuff - way more zany than anything I've done during the day.

It does make me aware of the fact that I do a lot of overtly sexual stuff now, right away. I let girls know what I'm about, and if they're not down, it's their loss. Being sexual (not horny but sexual) is way more effective for me personally. I don't feel congruent beating around the bush.

Maybe try pushing the envelope by not "joking" about sex, but talking more seriously and passionately about it - ask women straight forward whether theyd rather get licked or fingered, what position they like, if they like to be spanked etc...like have them teach you how you will need to fuck them. Do it with genuine interest in her sexuality, and open self-acceptance of your own.

Always, Brian, my man.

I never really had this kind of fun in field, but when I did make it fun, it was AWESOME! lol I love the traditional flirting sexually and I'm VERY natural with it. Thanks for reminding me about that. That midget question has gotten me like...10/10 girls hooked on. That shit is HOT! People should definitely try it for the fuck of it. I did it for no reason as a crash and burn, and it lead me to believe that the crash and burns that I do lead girls on.

But Brian, you are the MAN! Yeah! lol I just got laid half an hour ago with some chick at my house with the midget gambit! I feel so happy that it's became successful for me. It's like the weirdest chick crack to ever sniff up! Everyone, try it!