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Old 04-04-2008, 08:41 PM
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Default LR+: Near miss on threesome

LR+: Near miss on threesome
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My ex-wing calls me and tells me he's got a bunch of strippers over at his house. They sounded young, so I figured they were just some girls he knew. I get over there and it's his ex-gf who I fucked. See this LR for previous history:

http://www.vindicarlo.com/forums/fie...relylegal.html


My ex wing is on a cocktail of downers and alcohol, and is making no sense. She's eyecoding me shit talk about him, and I pull her aside and tell her I'm taking her out of there. He kept trying to keep her there and I nixed it. Basically I was shaking my head no and making 'let's go' motions from a slight distance. We get out of there and go to my house.

On the way to my house she crawls up next to me and says how happy she is that I showed up and got her out of there. We go to my house and sit on my couch. I put on the new Strung Out album and chatted with her, then make out with her. I used the same push/pull progression from the HBBradenton report. I prematurely I unbutton her pants and pull them down without panties, she pulled them back up and said "We shouldn't be doing this" while giggling in a 'I know I'm bout the get fucked' manner and I said "Whatever, look at what you're doing to me [looking at my boner]. We're so bad" << [slight spin on Ghost's line].

I pulled her pants and panties off simultaneously, and fingering her whilst massaging her tits. By the second half of the album I was fucking her in a piledriver position. She missed the money shot, no worries, she swallowed the next two later that night.

Afterwards we go to the bar, and while I'm singing "Vampires" for karaoke, she brings this hot, stripper-ish broad on stage with her and they're making out while I'm singing.

We get off stage and I'm talking to both my girl and her new 'friend'. Her 'friend' is with her ex-brother-in-law at the bar. Apparently she was stuck with him for the night since he didn't have a car. She was trying to find him a ride home so us three could go back to my house and get down but it ain't happening.


We make plans to have a threesome on Saturday because the dude was being a cockblock just by being there. I'm thinking I can still pull it off even with him there, so I opt to go back to my pad and drink some wine and party, smoke, etc. My FB gets kicked out of the bar as she's only 18 and it's 3AM, we're outside trying to get rid of the ex-brother-in-law and the cat he was trying to bring with him. I talk to the guy (the other guy not the ex-brother-in-law) and tell him I want to keep the ratio even. He understands.

I put $7 gas into her car so she could drive to my house then go back where they want to go. I wanted to do this and felt no neediness in doing so, I felt more like I was taking care of my tribe.

At my house the girls are making out and I'm sucking on both their titties once they get their shirts off. They get on the floor and are making out and dry humping each other; my girl gets the other girl's pants and panties off and starts fingering and munching her carpet.

I go to finger the brunette and my girl actually slaps my hand away! I'm like "Hey!" and I smack her on the ass, make out with her, and then lay back for a minute. My fuckbuddy at this point is eating her out so I start making out with the brunette and sucking on her tits.I switch off from her and pull my fuck buddy's pants off and start fingering her in a circular motion. I don't know what it's called, but inside the vagina there is this 'nub' thing that I love to play with and it drives girls nuts.

I switch to the brunette and was making out and fingering her; she was getting super hot. I switch back to my FB and at this point I gave the ex-brother-in-law permission to fuck around with my fuck buddy so I could fuck the brunette. He was lacking in confidence. I had to put his hand on her ass, and I also told him to finger her. I told him about my favorite spot as I was fingering her and told him to finger that spot in her pussy That's as far as he got, which sucked cuz I was hoping he'd fuck her so I could fuck the brunette. He was lacking confidence and didn't fuck her, which works out cuz:

The brunette ends up telling me she can't fuck with her ex-brother-in-law there watching us; way way too awkward. I tell my FB and dude that they can't fuck around anymore since I can't fuck the brunette. I have my FB go wash her mouth out with hydrogen peroxide; while she's doing that dude kept talking about how awkward it was and how much shit would go down if his brother found out, so I made sure to make it a point that they were never at my house, nor did they ever meet me.

^^edit: I set off her ASD when I grabbed a condom


The brunette eagerly says again that she wants to fuck my girl and me, or just me on Saturday, and discreetly mentions it again right before they ride out.

After they leave I fuck my FB 2x more and give her the money shot in the mouth both times.

I debrief her in the car after wake n' fuck, and said she can't wait til Saturday and how glad she is that she joined me.


HBBradenton is coming over tonite, and I'm looking to finish what I started with these two broads tomorrow.

Last edited by Endless : 04-04-2008 at 08:42 PM. Reason: crossposted from my lair
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Old 04-13-2008, 07:22 PM
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i fucking love you man...
haha...
this is an awesome report endless

how did it go on saturday?
i noticed this was posted a while ago...
WHAT WENT DOWN BUDDY??
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Old 04-15-2008, 10:54 PM
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I didn't pull it off brother... I could've forced it but I would've been forcing it; the weather out was shitty and HBBarelyLegal had to contend with her bf.. I ended up going out solo and havin' a good time.

I'll make this shit happen sooner than later, at minimum pull off another 3sum or two b4 years end.
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