Matrix - Part Duex

[El Cuchillo]

Continued from "Seeing The Matrix" post


So I’m feeling satisfied. Walking down the street to meet up with my wings. Walk up to the club & immediately open a mixed set that are outside smoking. Two hot Irish girls and their brother. They are cool. I ask Irish girl to dance. We walk in. I’m coming in towing two hotties, super high energy. Pull them to the dancefloor. There are my wings – in set – with three hot young blonde Icleanders. We merge groups. This hot Asian chick pulls me into her and asks, “Who are you?” I reply, “Captain Jack Sparrow!” I spin her. High 5 her hot Asian friend.

I’m dancing with Irish girl but then approach the Iceland group. My wings introduce me,

I say, “Who’s in charge here”

The tall one raises her hand. “I say, cool. I like a woman in charge. High 5!” She high-5’s me and I grab her hand, salsa turn her, I turn around too so my back is to put her arm over my shouder. I drag her hand over my shoulder, & down my chest.” Then I butt bump her and turn and say, “Hey...keep your paws off me. I just met you.” They all erupt in laughter.

Fast forward.

Its 2 am, the bar is about to close. I turn to my wing D. and say, “we’re bouncing these girls, but we gotta’ go now”

Wing D: “Ok, but I’m not really into it, man” (he has a pretty hot girlfriend and they are exclusive)

Me: “Ok. That’s cool. Can you take one for the team?”

Wing D: “Yeah I guess, but S is in set.”

S. is in set. He looks like he’s really doing well. I turn and now & the vultures are circling. Cool black dude is now talking to my target. Our set is now split and splintered. Then the voice, “Look….This is your reality and you create it. YOU have to lead”


I tap Cool black dude on the shoulder, smile, and just say, “Excuse me, I need her” Spin her and backturn him. She smiles. Now her friends and my wing D are there, but S in set. So I just grab his shoulder and pull him out! He’s like WTF? but is cool with it, he knows what’s going on.

Walk back to my place. Pour the drinks, light the candles, taking sexy pictures. They tell us how to say blowjob in Iceland “Tott!” and I ask how to say sexy. I can’t pronounce it but the closest approximation is “Kingfuckafish” So that is our joke line for the evening.

Three guys, three girls in a one bedroom apt. I know I have to escalate. Have a contest massage. Everyone is massaging everyone. Mother hen says she wants to smoke and wing D jumps on it and pulls her outside. Time to make my move.

I tell Iceland that I want to show her something special. Take her to my room.

“Ok, so what did you want to show me?”

“Umm…this” I just picked up the first thing I saw”

“It’s a dictionary”

“Yeah but its full of words. Like kingfuckafish and tott”

She laughs. I press up against her and push her up against my wall

“My friends are right there”

“I know”

“You know I’m only 21. I’m half your age”

“Age doesn’t matter when its dark”

Kiss her. Start the ramp. She moans. Her friend yells something in Icelandish.

She rubs her knee against my cock. She says, “oh…”

Her friend calls to her again. She says, “We are going to do this before I leave but not tonight.” She hands me her phone and tells me to call mine

We go back out and add each other as friends on myspace. I make them leave me sexy comments on my page. Then D drives them home.