FR: Shezz, Sabre and Musashi OWN The Clubs

Shezz · #1 03-19-2007, 09:21 PM

Let me just take this opportunity to thank the three men who helped make this Field Report possible. Myself, Sabre-Tooth and Musashi. There.

For anyone who hasn't met Sabre-Tooth and who want to improve their game, MEET him. The man is a legend, he travelled all the way from Preston last night to sarge with us, and we had a hell of a night.

We completely OBLITERATED the CarpePM challenge between the 3 of us, we got 30+ sets approached easily, and so many kiss closes and number closes, we needed a filofax.

The night started off in Yates, met up with Musashi and Sabre and told a few war stories over a pint. We then noticed a peculiar sight, a few smack head chavs had come into the place, and one of them was laid out on the floor with a minging girl straddling him - que mass hysterics from us...the smack heads friend however, didnt like us laughing. He came over and started some shit, which Sabre-Tooth disarmed easily, the man has an awesome knack of making friends with just about everyone he meets.

We then left to go to Wetherspoons, we chatted some more, talked a bit of game and both me and Sabre agreed on one thing, one INTEGRAL thing when it comes to Direct Game:

'You have to truly mean what you are saying, it's all well and good approaching a mediocre woman and going Direct, but if you don't truly like her...if you don't truly think "Damn, i want to fuck you hard"...then what's the point of going Direct, you have to believe in the words coming out of your mouth, otherwise you just might aswell go in Indirect or not approach at all'

After some more chat, another pint (Of which Sabre negged me covertly on being like a 50 year old man hehe) Sabre opened the first set of the night, a 2set:

He used some awesome KINO and got them to take our photograph (Sabre has all the photos on his DigiCam, im sure he'll post them up later on).

After that, we moved onto the 'Number 7' pub, there was an Elvis impersonator on, he was actually pretty good too. Sabre got us a pint of Stratopramen??? (SP)...it was strong lager. Strooooong lager! And then he approached a 2set seated on a couch nearby, we got that on camera. One of them had her tongue pierced and had a massive shoulder tattoo hehe!

We went to Treadles next, and the night finally opened up. Whilst Musashi was talking to a cute brunette on the stage, (He kissclosed and number closed her) Sabre moved in on another brunette. So i moved in and disarmed her friends, after some cool gaming, i was dancing between them both...and feeling various girls hands rubbing over my dick and balls. After a tongue down with one of them i noticed Sabre has dissapeared...he'd taken the girl outside after some mad gaming and was about to fuck her i think. He'll fill you in on this one. I number closed the girl on the stage and then we went to Livingstones.

We straight away hit the dance floor and for the first time that night, we approached a set that we could truly, TRULY say was 'HOT'...we could open this with Natural Flow, and REALLY mean it. One was a 9 and the other was maybe an 8. Sabre opened the 8 and i opened the 9, we talked a little, KINO'ed and got our badselves on a picture with them. The 9 was actually a glamour model, i disqualified her and asked her where her bf was. He was at home. Oh well. Onwards.

We then moved on on another 2set on the stage, it was funny - we both opened with the same Direct opener, and the girls looked at each other as if to say 'What the fuck??'...haha! After chatting with those two, Sabre moved in on another girl, so i moved in on her friend (notice the theme developing hehe?)...she was dressed like a playboy bunny, standard opener:

Me: Hey, i just saw you dancing and i have to say you are absolutely gorgeous...how come your dressed like a bunny?

It was her friends birthday, thats why.

After 2 minutes of talk, i moved in a kissed her. We snogged for a few good minutes and then i number closed her. We then left, i found G-Man outside...then Sabre came and Shezzmogged me, jumping on me and nearly re-arranging my back haha! And then Musashi joined us, he'd been chatting to a girl inside.

We went to Funny Girls next, transvestites galore! Sabre and Musashi opened a 2set in the queue, apparently one of them thought i was shy...bless her. Musashi gamed the girl and blagged his way into the place, great work man.

Once inside, it was APPROACH APPROACH APPROACH!

Pictures galore.

Sabre opened a blonde, a brunette...hell he opened everything. PIMP!

Musashi was talking to a 2set on the stage.

As for me...i'd spotted a true beauty. She seriously was HOT, Sabre saw her...he tried to steal her...last time i introduce you to an hottie (just kidding mate hehe). She was a definite 9. Wearing a blue top and an awesome smile...i told her as much. She loved it. I cant remember getting her number, but i checked my phone this morning and she had messaged me. SWEET! That's a follow up waiting to happen.

We were on fire, people could feel our energy...im sure of it.

We exited Funny Girls and headed to Walkabout, Sabre opened a girl near the stairs and they looked to be getting on awesome. I social proofed him and then went to play some Deal or No Deal on the touch screen. I won 20 quid!!! Haha, well chuffed.

I opened a couple of sets, more like throwaways really, as i said earlier - if you dont feel it, dont open - save your energy for the real stunners. Like the one in Funny Girls and the one in Livingstones. They deserved the real smooth moves.

Sabre grabbed his girl, i grabbed Musashi and we headed to Tempo. (The place where my Cubicle LR happened). Once inside, Sabre stuck with his girl and i opened a couple of sets. Chatted, got a number off one of them but i cant for the life of me remember her name lol. It got to around 3am and i was spent, Musashi had already gone as he had to get up for work at 7 and Sabre was still gaming the girl. We'd opened enough sets for one night, hell for one weekend lol!

I went over to see how Sabre was going on, and he kinda said something like 'Ehhh fuck her, lets go get some food'...HAHA! Creased me up, the girl just looked as if to say 'What...where are you going?'

...On the way to the Kebab place, we noticed some kind of Goth bar, hell we went in...opened a 2 sets between us for the fun and then left haha! It was like a scene from Blade.

We hit the Kebab shop, Sabre got a chicken kebab and i got a chicken burger (How are your bowels this morning mate?)

We then set off for a taxi, and who should come walking towards us...but the girl Sabre was gaming in Tempo, crying her eyes out! One thought came to mind...SPITROAST! Sabre agreed.

We tried to re-game her but she wasn't having any of it, all she kept murmuring was 'You left me, cant believe you left me'...Sabre munched away on his kebab nonchalantly.

We grabbed a taxi and headed for home. Dropped Sabre off at the Inn he was staying at. Said our farewells and continued the journey to Case De La Shezz.

Awesome night. Lots of fun. Lots of approaches. Lots of pictures.

Thanks Musashi, as always - it was great meeting you, this should become a regular thing. Remember though, nothing bad can come of approaching, i got rejected loads of times last night, its just part and parcel. Still you did excellent man. Great night.

Sabre, excellent to meet you man. Your energy and friendliness is awesome, the amount of GUY sets you opened last night aswell was phenomenal, not an easy thing to do in Barnsley. We have to do this again some time (Get those pictures up when you add your part to this mate)

Now, lets have a look through these numbers.

*Stomach does cartwheels...damn garlic sauce*

Sarge On...