FR: The Danger Zone

Heartwork · #1 05-30-2007, 02:21 AM

Okay, so I initially planed for today to be either a recovery day from Friday…or one of my day 2 days. But to relieve some weekend stress for myself, I moved all my day 2’s till later in the week, one day I am even tripling up on dates. But let’s focus on today and worry about Triple Date Tuesday when it comes. So yeah, I find myself spending half the day watching a video my friend of me shot getting the 20 second make-out from the night before on my camera phone. It is really a great state booster. Mid afternoon I go to my friend’s house and he tells me that he and a bunch of his friends are going to Lazer Zone at 7 pm. So we get there and it’s about ten guys I have never met before, but I get in close with all of them right away because If these guys are going to be on my lazer tag team, they need to know who the Captain is. And that’s me!

Anyway we go and get our Lazer Tag names; the manager behind the counter is really creepy so I always make my name something to piss him off. One time it was all symbols not found on your basic computer keyboard. He still found them, very impressive. Anyway I stuck with my usual name, “Bukkake Tsunami”. (The Asian Sensation that’s Sweeping the Nation) While I am waiting for our names to register I see a cute HB8 behind the counter getting ready to leave. My goal for today was take interest and in other people so that’s exactly what I did, we talked about our jobs and how they both involve kids, I jokingly invite her to play lazer tag with me but she has to go, however just through normal conversation (and a dash of Heartwork banter) I was able to get her number.

Okay so Lazer Tag is just about to start (I am on the green team, so are just about all my friends/my friends friends) only about two people I did not know from the social circle. Then I see this HB9 that works at Lazer Zone being poked fun at by her creepy manager telling her to go into the briefing room and start the video. He was calling her Ashley and I guess her name is Jessica so she is yelling back at him. I immediately play off of this and turn it into an on running joke by saying things like “Common Ashley! Get over here” and she gets all frustrated and keeps telling me her name is Jessica. So a few minutes later we are all getting are “Lazer” packs on and I keep making out loud jokes about how there was an anorexic kid in the pack before me because it was so tight. They were said loud enough for Jessica to hear, so out of all the guys in the room, I have her attention on me. I realize I have my pack on backwards and have her put it on the right way for me. Soon I find myself with her standing infront of me with both her hands on my side. I say “Jeeze Ashley, I said you could help me with my pack not hug me, if you hug me in front of everyone you’re going to get like fired.” She laughs and playfully hits me. (OH IT’S ON!)

We talk on our way into the Lazer Tag Arena and apparently she has never showed a group how to play before so I end up showing how shit is done and of course her not knowing how to do her job led to some absolutely fantastic banter on my part. I start giving her some kino attention; she keeps touching me with an open hand, and always grabbing me to get my attention. (IT’S GETTING HOTT) So I do a little more disqualifying and even try getting her to take my pack and play for me. Anyway the game starts and on the way out of my green base I give her a little playful hip check. So now I’m in the Lazer Tag Arena and I am owning. I am so nasty at Lazer Tag and just so everyone knows right now, I got the High Score in all four 15 minuet rounds. But back to the real game at hand. So it’s still the first round and I see her in various parts of the arena, but always in the green part.

I am overly high energy and have control over all the guys on my team, she sees this. I catch her giving me looks every time I run by. Only occasionally do I acknowledge her. Soon I find her sitting right in the recharge station of the base, she gives me taps on the arm as I run by. Okay so round one ends. My pack lights up HIGH SCORE! I get a hug from Jessica because I got the high score and then bam round two starts and I back to shooting shit with my lazer. I see Jessica at the half way mark between my base and the enemy base. I sneak up behind her, wrap my arm around her and stick my gun out in front of her (not an innuendo) I have her hold down the charge buttons while I shoot. I drag her into the corner of the enemy base and start shooting a part of their base that gets you a lot of points. I am literally using her as a human shield. Her buying temp is high. She’s like “I don’t think you can be doing this” I think I just ended up saying something like “Learn to love it.” So that goes on just till I am about out of ammo then I let her go, she’s on her way back to my recharge station and is still cracking up as I pass her. I catch her leaning up against the wall of my base when I go for another recharge but now I stop and lean up against the wall with her. This is how the convo went down:

HB: Get back in the game
Me: Oh it has already begun
HB: haha what do you mean
Me: Don’t worry about it, I already have the high score
HB: Yeah you’re pretty intense
Me: So you ever hook up in this place
HB: haha NO!
Me: Do you want to…
HB: The thought went through my mind
Me: Well tonight’s your lucky night
(We start hooking up and then I pull away and tell her I got to get back to the game) and I run off and get the high score and still had time to hook up with her. That’s how “The Bukkake Tsunami” get’s things DONE!

Okay so in between the two rounds there is a 15 minute rest period. I get Jessica to go off and get me a drink. We talk for a little bit then some of her friends visit show up to visit her at work so I let her go off and talk to them while I just talk with some of the guys I met that night. I hear her mentioning to her friends about how one kid used her as a human shield. So I go up and bust on her for talking about me behind my back. She tries to convince me its nothing bad, I just kind of walk away back to the Lazer Tag room. The creepy manager then shows up infront of me and sticks his hand out to shake mine. I do so and he says:

Creepy Manager: Don’t use her as a human shield!
Me: Okay, can I use you, your bigger, you would make a great shield
Creepy (clearly jealous) Manager: You can use this as a shield (holds up fist)
Me: I thought using your hand to block lazers was against the rules.
(I walk away)

Jessica basically talks to her friends by the entrance of the lazer tag room, I don’t acknowledge her, I am out to have fun, she is not getting in the way of my high score. So whatever, I continue to kick ass at lazer tag and then on my way out of the arena for me and my friends to put our packs back some of her guy friends decide to bust on us for playing lazer tag. This guy just happened to be sitting down for the while half hour also this kid was a wigger, and with my extremely high state and hate of wiggers that think they are the shit...this guy picked the wrong dude to try to AMOG so I decide to get Jessicas number infront of this prick. The following that went down was a textbook AMOG with some of my own comebacks. Not to mention the ultimate comeback to all “That’s what she said” lines.

(Me Walking out of the Lazer Tag Arena)
AMOG: Was it NARLY?!!!
Me: nah it was EXTREAM!
AMOG: (Probably said something I was taking my pack off)
Me: (Walking over to the group) Hey you’re a cool guy! Seriously, how do you guys know him, he seems like such a cool guy! I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!
AMOG: (still sitting on the floor and sulks his head down submissively)
Me: (not done tooling on him yet) Hey man you should have played, I mean I know sitting on your ass takes a lot of work but I think you could have been good. Hmmm maybe not, that hat on your hat is too white, I could see it from miles away, who is the pitcher for team that your hat represents.
AMOG: ….
Me: Do you even know what city the team is in?
AMOG: ughhhh
Me: WOW! Okay I am done talking to you (turns to Jessica who is laughing her ass off)
Me: I’m heading out, let me grab your number
AMOG: (Stands up) Hey man that’s my girlfriend
Me: (Turns to Jessica) How long has he owned you?
HB: oh were not dating….
Me: (Turns to AMOG) Oooh I see what you’re trying to do (gives universal sign for fucking, finger through the OK sign haha)
AMOG: What the fuck dude, you think you’re the shit cause your nasty at lazer tag?!
Me: Yeah, pretty much that’s how it goes, I just really know how to use a gun to my advantage. (Give a little wink to Jessica)
AMOG: ha! That’s what she said!
Me: She doesn’t talk to you.
AMOG: (Jaw drops and he literally just sits the fuck down)
Me: (Gets Jessica number) Okay, we’ll chill sometime, bring you little buddy down here. (Walks away)

Yeah so this was a kickass night.

Love,
Heartwork