FR: 20 Second Make-Out and the Blue Berry Routine

[Heartwork]

So It's Friday and it’s the night that I am going out to the club. I speed over after work to find out its dead. Bummer, but it’s still early so I know its going to shape up. The kid I mentioned before showed up shortly after, I introduced him to my friend that I brought along. The kid seemed a little weird, I’m not going to lie, but hey, I didn’t expect much from community guys. (No offence) But over all he seemed to be a good guy.



So a two set sits down near us and I start yelling for them to come over. They seem resistant and want us to come to them so I start talking and making my words softer and softer until they cant hear me and out of frustration they come over. We converse, I talk about how the club is dead but the party is where I am. My usual banter. I tell them they can take a seat and I become locked in with the two set.



One was an HB6 and the other was an HB8. I started realizing the HB6 was getting too into me so I tried switching more to the HB8 but I think that almost screwed me over a little later and you will see why. I then do the dollar bill reflex test with the girls and the two guys that were with me. Turns out the two girls were Jewish so I tied the game into breaking Jewish stereotypes because they could not catch the dollar. A HB7 and 8 sit at the table near my current set. So I go direct and tell them to come on over and join the party. I get all the girls introduced and they hit it off well. I get the HB9 that I merged into my set to sit on my lap. We are all talking and having a good time but the club is still semi dead. No one is really dancing. So I grab all the girls and tell them were going to start up the dance floor and I dance with all them for a little bit.



Then I break off and open a 5 set. I went direct, pulled up a stool and just basically said “Hello.” I got instant IOIs from various members of the group. I proceeded to go situational and talk about the club then did some room destroying by saying how I want to get a bright white hat and wear it side ways so I can hang with all the gangster kids in the corner.



I continue to bust on how half the club is like a middle school dance and I basically am getting the set laughing and talking to various HB’s. I lock myself into the set and position myself next to my target who I continue to get a lot of attraction but I can tell this is one of her first times in a club so I calibrate accordingly. And by calibrate I mean bust on her for being out of her environment haha.



I see my four girls from the set I merged before walking off the dance floor so I yell for them to come on over and pull a seat. So I start to introduce name mnemonics to my 9 set. When I realize I am only one girl away from managing a 10 set (one of my attraction goals) So I introduce it as a way to remember everyone’s name and say “Okay were going to do it with this girl.” And I just grab an HB7 that’s walking by and pull her in the set. I tell her what we are doing and she gives me her name.



I show how it’s played and we all start making up crazy name mnemonics for each other. This lasts for exactly 13 minutes and 38 seconds. (I timed it on my cell phone, longer than I actually wanted but I just had set the goal for myself to keep a 10 set for more than 10 mins) After that I get my two friends in the set as they entertain various groups of girls. I figure this is the time to bust out the greatest routine about blue berries known to man

(note, this routine was created by myself almost as a joke at first but then it worked in my advantage so now I use it as a real routine if conversation ever dies. Funny thing is, a know a community guy named Jackal that liked it so much he uses it often and turns out in the same week of using it on one girl, a few days later a guy tried it on the girl Jackal had sarged. She was very confused to why so many people were asking her about blueberrys in the same week. Now I have only posted this routine INSIDE this FR, and this FR is only on a clouple other private forums. Funny how fast shit through the community has spred.)



The Blue Berry Routine:

Me: How come there are no blue foods?

HB: haha what?!

Me: Seriously, there are like no blue foods!

HB: what about blueberries!?

Me: no way, don’t be stupid?! Blueberries are so purple

HB: (because you make fun of her decision she is going to try to stand her ground) Ummm no they are sooo BLUE!

Me: pft whatever! But hey I have the best story about blueberries

HB: What is it?

Me: Well you see, I was trying to find out (pause) If their were any blue foods (pause) so I asked this girl (pause) and she gets all bratty and is like BLUEBERRYS ARE SO BLUE (pause) but I know that they are really purple (pause) and it’s so cute how she gets frustrated cause she knows that I am right. (BIG SMIRK and an “I told you so expression”)



So that really gets her laughing then she tells me how she loves Kiwi. Apparently all the girls in the set do except one so I create the Kiwi Klub for me and me and the other girls that like Kiwi but I don’t let my target in the club. I make her qualify herself to get in and then shortly after I number close cause I got more sets to run. I stick around for a few minuets, purposely avoiding some of the girls in the set, they want to go dance and I tell my target to go with them.



So now I am off to other sets.

Then bam I see, hands down, the two hottest chicks in the club. They are talking to two guys. So I am just observing this set and the girls don’t seem interested in the guys but they are literally standing on part of the dance floor. These girls are not walking away so I figure they may have came to the club together or in a relationship because only people with no interest in talking could stick around and hang out with their partner. But hey, I’m not going to let this phase me. But in the mean time I go and find my old sets and scoop up the numbers. I don’t know if I should of got the obstacles number from the first set because she then wanted to go grind with me.



So I figure ill take the social proof and grind with her. But then I am getting the backwards glance. I have hooked up with enough girls on the dance floor to tell when she wants to make out with you. She wanted it bad but I did not want to blow my chances with the HB8 and be stuck with an HB6 all night. So I tell her my stomach hurts so I sit down and she gets her friend to dance in front of me with her. That was decent social proof. Almost like a lap dance.



Anyway that gets old so I go check in on my set of HB10’s. They are now both grinding with the guys they were with. The guys backs are against a rail while they run their asses against them. I figure I will open now, I should thank the guys for pushing their buying temps haha. So I go up to the set and say “When you get done with this little powwow you got going on I could use your opinion on something.” HB10 Brunette leans in so I just start running my “Text Message Break-up” opener. Then HB10Blond leans off from the guy she is dancing with and says:



HB10Blond: What do you want?!

Me: WOW, you are such a little brat! (Turns to HB10Brunette) Is she always like this?!

HB10Blond: WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT!

Me: Because you fucking want me

HB10Blond: (Leans in close to me) And what makes you think that, Mr.

Me: Well…(I lean in, Then BAM WE ARE MAKING OUT!. 20 seconds after the opener. The guy does not even have time to take his hands off her waist! Needless to say, the guys were speechless and had no idea what to do.)


That was one of the highlights of the night. There were some other sets I ran. One I got blown out of for closing a girl’s cell phone and the others just weren’t worth following through. Over all it was a great night though.


Enjoy


Love,

Heartwork