FR: The Impossible Set

[Heartwork]

So I'm at Sh-Booms (One of the hottest yet most sketchy clubs in Worcester :P) so I go there and wait in line. I open the first set i see in line just to get into a social mood and then i call a friend to get into state cause I dont know anyone at this club and have never been to it. I make the mistake of making fun of the first set on the phone with my friend, they hear me, i get dirty looks. But thats not what I want to write about. I am writing about the set that was dubbded "Impossible" by many men before me. Here it goes...

Okay so for the first half of the night I could not get into the state I wanted to be in and I know if i dont get any form of "close" in the next few minuets I am going to be having a shitty time.

I see this set dancing by one of the stages. It was a 4-set. A HB7, HB8, HB8, and HB9. Now the way the group was set up was the 7 and the 8 stood back and chatted while the other HB8 and 9 grinded with eachother. I had seen this set a few times earlier and thats how it was always set up, with the two girls grinding and the other girls talking.

Anyway like I said I am walking over but I realize I am not the first to be doing this. I stop and watch guy after guy get shut down by the two grinding girls. It was very ammusing and i could tell the girls were enjoying it too. These guys were being knocked down like flys, left and right guys were walking away with their heads down. I realize this is the set that i need to win to get in state. As i get closer I see the two guys that I met at a club the previose night. They are standing with some guy I had never seen. They say to me, dude they just shut this guy down SOOO BAD! Another guy comes up and says DUDE THOSE CHICKS ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Now the guys have seen me open sets and i have acctually gotten them girls so they are dying to see me open this set. I walk up to the two girls that are grinding and this is how it went down....

Me: Woah did you just shut this guy down?!
HB9: hehehe yeah
Me: What about me, are you gonna shut me down too?
HB8: WERE LESBIAN!!!!!
Me: NO WAY! ME TOO!
HB8: hehe yeah sorry (i forget exactly what they said but they semi back turned me and talk to the other two girls)
All the guys: oh man you just got shut down
Me: haha oh no this has just begun
(I turn both the girls too me)
Me: OH MY GOD THAT WAS SOOO CUTE THE WAY YOU SHUT ME DOWN! but you know what...i think you guys can do better, okay? so I'm gonna come back and your gonna blow me out the best you can okay!
(I step back, give the guys a whats up now nod and walk back to the set)
Me: Hey guys I'm Chris wanna dance with me
HB8: haha ugh no
Me: Are you shitting me, thats the best you got?! I wanted to see some emotion
(HB8 randomly mentions shes straight so I know I passed that test)
(The HB9 is laughing, I turn to her and say...)
Me: Hey I'm Chris (I stick out my hand out for her to shake it, she takes my hand)
Me: No no no do it like this
(We make up this crazy handshake and do it over and over again, the HB8 comes back and wants to make her own version with me. We do it a bunch of times then she sais...
HB8: Thats the handshake me and my boyfriend do!
Me: I bet I !DO IT! better than your boyfriend
(HB8 walks away, I bassically have the 9 isolated)
Me: okay one more try with the handshake, if you do it right then you can dance with me
(We do it)
Me: Okay you can dance with me
(She grabs my hands spins around and starts grinding with me big time, that entire half of the room litterally starts cheering and yelling, my state has skyrocketed. And in a last cocky move I swat my hands from hers, spin around, take a bow and walk away. More applause.)

Okay so your probley wondering what happens next....dont worry I dont leave without a close.

I see the girls at a differnt bar counter and walk up pull over a chair and say
Me: WELL IF IT ISENT MY TWO FAVORITE LESBIANS
HB8: Were not really lesbians
Me: You lied to me!
HB8: I dont have a boyfriend ither
Me: I know you dont
HB9: Whats your name, where you from, how old are you, do you know this girl, do you know that girl, she bassically gives me the book of IOI's
(during this whole time I am doing a secret little leg kino moves that i cant really explain but when she complys to it I know she will kiss me at any point in the night. It was very loud and she was trying to tell me her name but I kept pretending I dident hear her and would make up crazy names so she writes her name in her phone. I mess around with it like an idiot and she makes me put my number in.
HB9: Whats your number
Me: 1-508-527-****
(She starts to type my name in and I say..)
Me: Your not going to spell it right
HB9: ugh its chris right, how do you spell it?
Me: C.R.I.S.S.
HB9: Okay saved, ill call your phone so you have my number
Me: Yeah just one thing....thats not how you spell my name idiot
HB9: HAHA AHH WHAT!
Me: I dont even have a cell phone!
HB9: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
(I do some more banter and then wrangle all them up and take the girls on the dance floor, I hook up with the 9 during "Smack That". Then help wing for the dudes i mentioned before even though they know nothing about pick up haha.)

Here is that "Secret Leg Move"

Okay this is hard to explain but i do it all the time...

So say you are sitting next to a girl, there are two things you can do if she seems receptive, (this works best if both your legs are under a table but I do it outside of one all the time) bassically if you take your knee and push it against hers, her leg will go under yours and she will lock her ankel around yours with her leg. Or you can simply take your leg and wrap it infront of hers where she will most likly do the same thing, if you are under a table you can bring the kino to knew levels with hand holding or putting your hand on her knee and stroking it. I have done this move to hook up with girls without EVER saying a word to them. Very powerful at movies, one time i did this to a girl that came with my friend to the movies. I had not said ONE word to her, she said nothing to me, halfway through the movie i push my knee up against hers almost as if i was just streching, she then complied. I knew I was in. We ended hooking up through the whole movie and the only thing I said to her was...wait...this part is awesome. Watched the 3 second clip continued making out, parted ways without saying a word. If this needs to be cleared up more let me know and I will do my best.

But to simplify things... if you are sitting parrellel to her and you push you knee against hers, she will wrap her leg around the back of yours locking it by crossing your ankles. Its a purly kino move and is hard to explain but next time you are parrell to a girl, push your knee against and watch what happens.


When I do it, i pretend like its nothing, i will be doing it in the middle of the conversation, dont even look down at her leg. Bassically pretend like it dident happen, Once you do this dont rush the kiss close, insted just be confident in knowing that you are "in" and you can do it whenever the time comes without fear of rejection.

Love,
Heartwork

[ballin]

Excellent FR man. I definitely know what you mean by those "impossible sets". I think I'm gonna have to try out a similar approach on the next impossible set I find at the bar. Your mindset is very apparent here in your FR, and it seems like it was just dead-on. I like reading stories like this before I go out, puts me in the right frame of mind.

[ballin]

I'm gonna start messing with that leg move to, I think the key there is: you need to be sitting right next to her. I guess that would be classified as Incidental level 2 on the Escalation Ladder. Do you go right from leg move make-out (later when the time is right, of course)? Or do you progress through the rest of the DiCarlo Escalation Ladder in some form or another?
The only kino I usually pull off is: hugs, taps on the shoulder (maybe a squeeze), high fives, pulling them in as if to hear me better, them playfully hitting me... oh and if a girl grabs my ass I'll give her a smack on the ass back. I have trouble with a lot of the overt stuff (holding hands, hand on the side of her abdomen, her hand on my thigh. I just don't ever feel like I can get to that point smoothly. I feel like if I could just find ways to smoothly get from one point to another on the Escalation Ladder, that then my game would skyrocket.