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| Saturday....I went over to roxys with my buddy Cryo..... place was PACKED!!!!!! with PUAs....... it was pretty exciting actually! It was wierd but you can always tell exactly who's a PUA and whos not........Maybe its the walk or something, i dunno......anyways The place was packed with PUAHHHs......All opening......Most using opinion Opnrs........before you knew it..... You'd go up and say "hey mind if i ask...." and before you could even finished they'd be like....NO NO.......no no no.........um NO! LMAO its was golden! So needless to say i got a couple of blow outs.... But i had a really good one at some point a 3 set with a hb8 and 2 hb6's...... I open with the classical "who lies more" (which I'm about to ditch btw) and none of them could hear....(My projection was kinda bad tonight it seemed but anyways) I try to say it again......FUCK it! I just start blabing about whatever i could talk about..... and while i tried to open up the obstacles Cryo distracted my target for a bit........ Now in this set, i almost blew myself out..........I miscalibrated and started making fun of the shy/piss-ass-drunk girl in the group...(oops!) I couldnt understand a fuckin word of whatever this chick was saying. so i started to mimick her....... I guess of over did cus her friend says to me "thats not cool" and the other girl (the drunken one) gets her friend (the other obstacle friend) and places her in front of her as a shield or something...... whoops! i turn over to see my target and just start talking to her for a bit.....we talked about her tattoo and her passion for a sec... then I looked back at the drunk friend and i could tell she was a bit pissed.........If i didnt do something, i knew one of these chicks were gunna cock block...... so in a last ditch effort I cut the target off for a momment.......walk over to the obstacle, put my arm around her and say.. "hey I didnt hurt your feelings did I?" her: NO "Oh ok, that good. cause you see, I come off like and asshole cause...well..I'm an asshole! some times I hurt peoples feelings by acedent but I dont mean to. My bad if i did tho... Her:"Well, you are an asshole" Me:"(BIG SMILE) I KNOW! gimmie a hug! she hugs me and she was all smiles from then on, and the other obstacle saw so she was cool too...... so were chatting and i decided to go for the bounce... "Hey i cant hear you too well, you wanna go over there and chat a bit?" (thinking back i should probably lead more and hyped it up a bit) "well let me see what my friends are gunna do....." so she turns, starts talking to her friend...and i'm just standing there with cryo.....just chillin, laughin a bit. Not really knowing what was gunna come next...... she stops talking to her friends and they go to the dance floor and she just stands next to me, not saying anything... so i reopen her were chatting again..... she giving me compliments every once in a while and i tell her shes just saying it to get in my pants. lol thats shit would make her laugh so hard. I enjoyed putting that smile on her face.... I run out of things to say for a second (it was probably 2 secs lol) and i decided to pull her to the dance floor to buy me some time.... Her"But i havent danced in a while. I might look retarded!" Me"Its totally cool. if we start dancing and your start looking retarded I'll just run away! no problem" she cracks up and we head to the Dance floor.....she was actually pretty good, gotta say! ;-] I could tell i had her well hooked, every time i backed off of her a bit (from bootydancing) she would grab my jeans and pull me in.... we chat on the dance floor and i also talk to her friends....spun them around... danced, it was lots of fun...... out of nowhere the friends decide to get off the dance floor it almost looked like they were running lol my target grabs my hand pulls me with her. and where back at the bar chatting........ Now this is where it gets sour.......she asks me my age...........NOW would of been a verry good time for me to lie. But honesty is a terrible habit... I tell her I'm 19 and she gets this dissappointed look and tells me I'm 24 "awww but your cute for a 19 yr old" I come back with something cocky funny but the vibe was different now........fuck-a-duck.... She started acting different and I just split..... oh well, I enjoyed the moment while it lasted :-] I didnt come out empty handed though..... those series of moment have motivated me more than ever to keep at it with this hobby of mine.......PUA bayyybee!! putting that smile on her and her friends faces....feeling her attraction for me......the vibe! it was awesome........I WANT MORE!!! I'm hooked........ ;-] ~Vico Ps Anyone gotta a better anwser to "how old are you?" thanks ahead of time! |
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| How old are you? How old do you think I am? I dunno... 21.. Yeah. So anyways. Saturday night was a gong show haha, me and Vincent Chase showed up looking like absolute rockstars and the 40 odd PUA's blew out every set worth running within the first half hour. By the end of the night you see all these PUA's with fat/ugly girls hahahaha! It was great to meet you Vico. Good luck with everything and stay in touch!
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| Hehe.. thats what happens when the PUA-scene is growing so big . Nice story. One thing though.. Why do you open with "hey mind if I ask.."See how you are asking permission before you ask her something? Remember, you want to open from a position of higher value, which you're not doing. Why do you need her permission to ask her a question? Screw that, you're giving her a fun topic to talk about. So she'd better be a good little girl and be fucking grateful for that . So instead, open with "So listen up, my friends and I were talking about blah blah blah, yada, yada etc..." or "Hi, what would be your favourite ball in a pool rack?".. etc..Now say amen to this. ![]() |
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| Ah yes...the 'how old are you' question... A few things about this. Firstly, if you feel like your age is something to be embarassed about or she won't want to hear the answer, then that's going to come across in the way you say it. If you really own it, she'll often feel self conscious about HER age. If you have a note of excuse in your voice she'll feel like you have something to be embarassed about. It's like with wild animals...they're more afraid of you than you are of them. This is true of a lot of things... Before I started studying, I used to feel like some parts of my life were not very masculine and I used to try to explain them and make excuses. For example, I'm vegetarian, don't eat sugar, etc. When I started to own it, I had women qualifying themselves to me and explaining why they weren't vegetarian and how they'd love to give up sugar... No one really cared unless I cared. That being said, here are a few stock answers to the age question. 1. "I'm 14" 2. "I'm 56"..."okay okay, I'm 58...I wanted to seem younger..." 3. (if you're older than her) I'm 32...but I'm very immature 4. (if you're younger) I'm 19...but I already have false teeth, wear depends, use ben gay etc. I have a hip replacement surgery scheduled for next week. 5. (from one of David D's videos from Orion) If you're obviously younger: "Why, so you can tell all your friends how you picked up this hot older guy" reverse if you're older. 6. I often say I'm 32 and a half and that leads to a conversation about how most people drop the "and a half" after age 5 but I've decided to keep it going. 7. Answer her and then throw it back..."How old are you? 24? You don't look a day over 11" If she's older, challenge her to keep up with your youth by saying something like "can you still keep up with a 19 year old?" It's better to imply this - she may be thinking it already! If she's younger, you can look at her and say "awww cute" Then she'll work to show you how grown up she is. Above all, keep the conversation flowing and don't get caught up in it. If it doesn't matter to you, it won't matter to her. Be careful about teasing her about her age...I've teased women about being cougars when they're 27 (I'm 32) and it's sometimes not met with the best response. You can fix it but just be aware it's a sensitive subject for some women. Can be pretty funny though. OWN it my friend. You're 19. Celebrate it and realize that women would LOVE to be with a 19 year old guy who "gets it". Sounds like you had a great night. Keep it up. Z |
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| i had the same experience in a bar i was using a fake id in... at age 19..... and when i told her i was 19 (she was 25)... she lost all attraction... and lost all attraction for my friends who were 22.... maybe... fuck her, then tell her your real age.... i only had this experience once! so... i could be wrong.... but now at 21, age is no issue i just say, 21, anyway, come over here..blabla |
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| Speaking of that. If you're not going to give me my hat back, the least you could do is have sex in it for me...
__________________ King Komfort of the Sinister Sixx |
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