LR: Lab to Lay

[Sonic]

I walk into Computer labs at about midnight to print some stuff out for start of thesemester and I see a very cute Asian girl chatting up a black dude. Niceeeee I’m going tocall her Chun-Li after the Streetfighter Character. This one, however, is a hippy that
carried books, amongst them - An Encyclopaedia of Love & Sex.

I pass her by and tap her on the shoulder

S: Heeeeyyaaaaaa, I’m sonic
Chun-Li: Hey, I’m Chun Li

I login and start banging on my keyboard – I’m doing my thing– The black dude isleaving yada yada yada

Sonic: Tell me 2 cool things you did this holidays
Chun-Li: Oooooo mmm nothing really – I had no holidays
Sonic: Really, Why?
Chun-Li: I’m a PHD student
Sonic: O

Note –to-self: Buying Temperature & Attraction are low

So I just start talking talking talking– I went to New Zealand for skiing and it’s amazing.It’s life changing blab la bla (roughly 3 minutes running my mouth)


S: they even have their own handshake there – Have you ever seen the Queenstownhandshake?
C: No
S: here
I improv a handshake on the spot and break contact first


S: have you ever been skiing?
C: Yes in China – I almost got killed yada yada yada

I run my mouth even more….
S: I got my new apartment in the %$^&& near so so so
C: O really that’s amazing
S: Where do you live?
C: O I live on campus cottages etc..
S: cool


I look to my PC and I start downloading some things then ask:-


S: What do you do?
C: I’m into media and communication
S: Awesome. They say that communication is divided into Voice BL EC etc but what arethe %s


I make her do a pie chart with her hands and I run my finger
around the circumference of the pie chart.


C: yada yada yada you can’t really break communication like that etc (She doesn’t know)


Back to my work for a minute or so then:-


S: What do you enjoy doing most?
C: reading blab la bla
S: O really? (tapping her on the arm)
S: I hate reading– I’m the type of dude who would go out and socialise…. but anyway…
S: How does that make you feel?
C: relaxed
S: mmmm nice …
S: When you’re relaxed, what does that make you wanna go and do.
C: walk alone in the park (seclusion)
S: excellent


I squeeze her shoulder.


S: you’re the meditating type– you’re the type of person who probably searches for life’s answers inside of themselves – that makes you unique.


S: Ima give you a psychological test but wait – I will be able to tell you things about you that you don’t even know about yourself, ok?


C: OK
S: good girl


I Playfully slap her thigh with the back of my hand.


then I cube her.


C: What does so and so mean?


point to cheek and she kisses me


S: blablabla bla the horse is your ideal partner


S: did you say the color was brown? and self point


C: yeahhhhh!!!


I wrap up and start shutdown my computer then rip into her with this:-


S: You know what? You’re like muthafuckn 2pac. You guys are able to change nations –people like 2pac has generations of white kids dressing like them. People like you don’t give a F#$%%k what people think of them. You’re not phased by superficiality. You have that concept of who you are and you have the balls to run with it. That’s just powerful. You guys operate on a purer level (Cut Thread and point finger in the air)


S: I’m going bathroom (I needed to but also thought it is was a good time for a takeaway)
C: Yea I’ve held you back too long and she starts shutting down her PC
S: noooo I’m going bathroom brb


I run to the bathroom and I thinking to myself – How am I going to do this? How am I going to do this?


I walk back to computer labs… and walk straight to her …
S: I’m gonna make you my new girlfriend ….for the next 2 minutes.
I grab her hands and stand her up from the chair and we start walking thru the computer labs hand in hand: -
C: OK
S: where we gonna go on holidays?
C: Melbourne
S: Awesome I love Melb.


Hug.


S: Where we gonna go?
C: Where gonna go for walks in the city
S: Excellent – but I’m taking you clubbin with me at night, are you gonna drink vodka/redbull with me?
C: yea
S: goooood dal, coz we gonna dance our heart out.


venue change.


S: then some randoms will try to come and steal you from me – I punch the living shit out of them and I rescue you.


venue change.


S: then I grab you like this and walk back home. On the way, we stop by crown casino


What’s your favourite game?
C: Black Jack
S: Fuck BJ, let’s play roulette.
C: OK


venue change.


S: What’s your favourite number?
C: 3
S: Mr Dealer – $300 on 3 please.


dealer spins
S: Oh! Shit ….we winnnnnnnnnnnn


we double hi 5, hug and I pick her up and spin her around.


S: Let’s get outta here before I spend this money.
S: we’re going back to the hotel room now!...
S: we walk in and I push you under the running shower …with your cloths on coz you’re all sweaty and salty…and guess what I’m gonna do next?
C: What?
S: I walk out of the bathroom …
S: just to walk back in naked … how are you gonna scrub my back?
C: like this (and she playfully scrub my back)
S: mmmmm
S: my turn …


I scrub hers


At this point I start gazing at her lips and slowing down my speech: -


S: OK Ima walk out of the shower and you soon follow, what are you wearing?
C: My Pyjamas
S: then I grab you like that (grab shoulder with both hands) and throw you on my bed…and rip your clothes off…. guess what I’m gonna do to you?
C: What?
S: nothing…coz I have to tell you this ….I fucked your best friend …when she was …(I go on another tangent here)
S: and now…I have to dump you.
C: Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
S: because…


Here I turn my body a little bit away for a few seconds then go in and ask


S: Are you a good kisser?
C: I guess you have to be the judge


I put my finger under her chin romantically and I lay 1 into her…then break first.


S: mmmmmmmm 4 out of 10
C: What? (all shocked and shit)
S: Ok Ok!


lay another one in – tongue action ensues.


S: You’re a six!
C: Ok!
S I guess this makes you a 5 out of 10.


make out again.


make out again.


I’ve crossed the point of no return.


I start thinking how do I pull – How do I pull?


Some wise man’s words flash in my mind “Lead and Dominate and you’ll see
some F’ed-up Buying Temperature.”


I grab her by the hand and say:-


S: Let’s get outta here.


I grab her arm and lead her out of the facility towards the residence cottages. We walk up to her cottage and …


S: Do I take my shoes off here or is that oK?
C: noooo that’s ok


We walk into her room. I sit on the bed and play with some
puppy doll of hers and then out of nowhere I just grab her and start quick escalation


Make out and keep making out until F-close.


I lift my shirt then I lift hers and now our bellys are touching.


I bite the neck.


I rub the boobs (with clothes on) – She’s down with it.


I grab the ass (inside the pants) {Note she has an awesome ass}


reach around and…I start fingering her from behind(she moans)
I take off my shirt and hers and then all clothes came off.


I work the G-Spot with the come-hither motion – she goes mental.


She gives me oral.


S: do you have condoms?


Chun Li opens her cupboard and grabs 2 condoms.


Foreplay continues, condom on.


C: How did you know I have condoms?
S: I just know


C: Is this part of your psychological Test?
S: Yeah!


Full Monty happens.


I fuck her for a few minutes when she starts locking up.


C: You have to be out of here by 2am.
S: sssshhhh….


Chun-Li locks up even more and says:


C: seriously, you have to be out of her by 2am
S: Why?
C: My boyfriend will here at 2am.


I almost go south- wtf? your boyfriend? I’m thinking she ain’t enjoying the sex or she has buyer’s remorse. So I shake my 8-Ball totally in the moment and bust the following:

S: Oh! yeah – I’ma cum in your mouth…like a little dirty girl….so you can makeout with him when he gets here.

C: yea, make me eat it baby!

O shit – she’s gonna take it in the mouth. At this stage I pull out and pull the condom off and stand on my feet to the side of the bed while she sucks me off.


However I look to my left and the window of her room is opposite the carpark. Now the problem is…there are neither curtains nor shutters and if her Bf is 5 minutes early he will see his Gf giving another man head. I start micromanging this shit and this is NOT good and
I know I can take forever to ejaculate like that. {Note: Her mobile and home phones were ringing crazy by now}


Nix thought.
Nix the next one.
Nix the one after.
Enjoy the moment.
C: give it to me – I know what to do with it.

|| = = = >> **Kabooom#$%^&

It happens.

She runs to spit while I look for my clothes to get out of there but I can’t find my underwear.

S: Have you seen my underwear?

C: I don’t know…but you can have one of these…and she reaches to a line in her room and gives me one of her boyfriend’s underwears.


S: I’m like….Thanks but NO thanks.


I inspect the room further to see the BF’s books – His clothes – his writing on the wall – his Johnny walker- O shit she was saying the truth. She has a BF.

I number close – kiss her on the cheek (she wanted to makeout) – sorry that’s for your BF – and Eject

Keys to the Lay: -

1) Picture Perfect Kino Escalation
2) “You’re like 2 Pac” Qualifier
3) You’re my new girlfriend roleplay
4) Leading and Dominating
5) Always Be Closing

This is a very special LR because I had some breakthroughs …

1) Girls don’t cheat – Yes they do!
2) You can’t Pull Same Night, You have to Day 2 first – Yes you can!
3) You can’t pull unless you spend 7-10 Hrs – Yes you can! (start to finish in 2 Hrs)
4) You can’t pull from computer labs only nightclubs & bars– Yes you can!
5)

Solid Game ™
-Sonic

[Orleans]

Awesome report man. Holy shit I was loving the roleplay of your adventure on the town!

Textbook.

[Sonic]

Originally Posted by Orleans

Awesome report man. Holy shit I was loving the roleplay of your adventure on the town!

Textbook.

Thanks Orleans - yours is pretty dam good too

-S

[Flavio]

Sonic this is just GREAT!
High5! Man this boyfriend thing is crazy. I can't even
imagine the adrenalin rush you had. It's awesome.
Now that's an adventurous life. I want that!
Thanks for the awesome LR

Love,
Flavio

[playboy saltie]

one day i want 2 be just like u!!!!!! i tell them i have a relate, then they they stop calling, act standoffish and flake etc..... there was an instance when i met a chick in the nightclub, did my de carlo kino, and ended up in her flat... her girlfriends dropped me off to the station from her plc, and that's when it went wrong . her girfiends in the car started qualifying and questioning me"do u have a woman?" i said "yes" and that's where it went wrong. now she's no longer interested!! i guess they must have told her!!!!!!! lost a good one here, good ass and perfect size for an english girl..I AM NOT GOING TO MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN!!!!

[playboy saltie]

what do you do when a girl starts asking these questions???????
"do u have a girlfriend/ fiance/ wife?"
"do they live with you?"
i don't know what to say.. and before u know it, it turns to ljbf/ attraction killer. lost 2 girls so far to that.
approach is ok, kino is ok, convo is ok, but when i face these questions, like a dumbass- i say yes and it's all downhill from here. THEY NEVER TELL ME THEY HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND I ALWAYS FIND OUT LATER.....THEY ALWAYS WANT TO KNOW MY INFO, BUT THEY KEEP THEIRS SECRET.
well, i'm not walking with the dirty end of the stick anymore....
my plan is- 1. twist the questiong around, and tell them i have no one(that's not their damn business),
2.have sex with them quickly, then fire honesty to them afterwards......
fellas, what do u think??? .i'm out tomorrow night in london again and shout fate seize, i don't wanna goof this one- i' ve never have problems getting a girl
SOME QUICK ADVICE PLEASE- ASAP!!!!

[Pastiche]

Nice! What Orleans said. Enjoyed reading you playing "make believe" with her. Roleplaying/ Future Adventures Projection with a physical twist. Man at this point I'm too calm, quiet, and lazy to come up with stuff like that in the moment. Much respect.

I don't have the same kind of specific ideas running through my head, but it seems like in it's simplest form, you just took her through an imaginary date of your own creation. It's all mental after all, ain't it?

I used to go after girls from the computer lab during the day, so this reminded me of some funny stuff. Thanks for that!

[superman]

That was an amazing field report man, I'm definitely gonna learn from it.

[raki™]

..perfect!..

[Endless]

I had the biggest crush on Chun-Li when I was younger. I'd have her do the lightning kick and look at her panties from different angles in front of the TV, never quite worked out the way I wanted it to but it was wishful thinkin'!


But yeah man, I like how you took this broad on an intense mental journey. The waves from Melbourne manifested into waves of pleasure!


BTW

Mothafuckin' PRIZZOPS