LR: HBPornStar

Endless · #1 08-14-2007, 10:57 PM

Lay Report from August 9th, 2007

This one was offa tsilsgicra and I emailed her back. She was in Tampa for the weekend. I sent her a reply with my pic and

She asked me something like "what can I expect if we meet up?" and then added her phone #. I figured here it'd be better to cut right to the chase.

I used Balance Time Response to gauge call time. I actually ended up calling her after practice after 10 and before 1030 PM. EST

I called her on the phone a few hours after her email. I opened with my screenname and asked for her all satirically playerish.
She laughed and it also seemed to throw her back a bit. I asked "So, have you ever done this before" in a warm qualifying sort of way. She said yes and I said cool (approval tone).

Awkward pauses after I asked that question so I used Juggler's 'I' perspective to deliver a Mystery based routine about initial awkwardness: "I know I feel weird and awkward when I meet someone new. It's like I don't know them from a hole in the wall, and I feel like there's so much to learn about another person it can be kinda intimidating but I'm feeling a good vibe so lets take 30 minutes and barrell through it it'll be all good" She said "Ok.. cool.." and I could hear her smiling. After I dropped that line I was making statements and she was asking me questions about those statements, and asking me questions about myself, what I do, who I think I am at this particular time, etc.

Something that I feel that helped me serendipitously: I took an application on a client earlier that day and my 6th sense told me to ask her where she was from. She ended up being from the same town as my client. I had the paper lead in front of me so I rattled off her zip code, and mentioned some of the notes I took down from my client (ie: my client allows people to stay with their horses overnight when they have their national horse and livestock show). She was a bit shocked that I knew about her town because it's such a small town.

She asks me what my plans are for the evening, and I told her the truth: My car was sorta broken down and I couldn't make it out to her hotel (by TPA airport. I told her about all the cool places to go around my hood and invited her over. I'd told her about my amazing Lil' Jon DVD that 'I'd just gotten a couple days ago at the indie used record shop'. She said that she'd call me when she was leaving. The line I delivered earlier about barrelling thorugh awkwardness programmed myself, because unconciously I kept talking. She kept talking too, and we were sharing laughs about society's perception on sex, stupid chicks, stupid dudes, alcoholics, drugs, cats vs. dogs, dolphins, etc etc.

She was ironing her dress and asked me "Do you mind if I don't wear underwear?"

And I was like, "What?! What kind of a question is THAT?"

She replied "Hey, some guys really do get offended."

I go "Who the fuck would get offended at that"

She goes "Hey I've met some guys that aren't as manly as I thought"

I'm like "Well those cats are either priests, queers, or need to lay off the fuckin' soy"

She laughed her ass off and we talked for a few more minutes. I hung up the phone and my phone said 30:19 for the call time.

Important factors for my own inner game before she came over:

I didn't go through a lot of trouble to clean my house. It was a mess but I just washed the dishes in the sink and organized the coffee table by like 14%. It was still a mess.

I didn't get dressed up specially for her. I was having a dichotomy as to whether or not to wear this insane flowered peacocky shirt or a t shirt, I thought we were going out.. then I decided to dress down so as not to impress her. As a matter of fact, I wore my favorite pua gear, it's a neon green nogawgal '06 shirt from the tour (size SMALL), oerets jeans, grey iakal shoes with red laces, and an army green moclov beanie/hat. I always get massive attraction wearing that shirt or my wil helm scream shirt.

I cleaned up the trash in my kitchen and half organized shit around the house, but then I was like, fuck it. I'm fucking this chick and she's not going to care about the mess.

I was in the shower and she called, I missed the call and called her back. She was on 275, and I knew she was near. So I talked to her a couple minutes more, hung up, and started reading PU material.. a smidgen of Juggler's archives, a huge chunk of David X stuff, a quick once-over of Pickup Podcasts banter lines, and a scan of Di Carlo's EL.

She called and she was out front. Like most people, she got lost so I directed her where to go. She parked in a reserved spot so I made her park in guest. She gets out, and I *KNEW* I was fucking her. Blonde, smokin' body, pretty face, great smell, she's wearing a tight, one piece dress that was already super short, and on top of that, she was wearing no underwear. This, coupled with all her little trinkets, charms, bluetooth earpiece, and ridiculously stiletto'd CLEAR stripper heels.... wow...

I walk in front of her purposefully while picking up the energy level right where it left off and walking quasi-gunslinger-bout-to-fuck-a-bangin'-pornstar style (though I didn't find out about gunslinger till either the next day or saturday) and lead her to the door. I say "This house is a mess, that's all I'm gonna say bout it"

She replied "That's ok, I've probably seen worse"

I let her in and she goes "Yup, I've seen worse"

I sit her on the couch and put the dvd on. We're talking and she crosses her legs away from me. I've been re-training myself to not react when chicks cross their legs away from me, as I've blown opportunities recently by letting little shit like that affect me. It's been tough but I'm noticing that when I just do and don't think, the broads go right along with whatever I'm doing.

So I combat this by taking my hand, and moving her leg that's crossed away from me over my leg! Then she puts BOTH of her legs over mine. I already had my arm around her, so I'm grazing around her right tittie and I know she could feel me getting hard, so I caressed the back of her neck and pulled her int and took her hand and started rubbing my fingers on hers. Treating a whore like a lady... so I kissed her and went back to fondling her. I grasped a tit firmly while rubbing her down and stroking her thighs and incidentally stroking her pussy. I pulled her tit semi-roughly and started licking and sucking around her nip but not on it, I took the other tit out and did my patented tit-squeeze titty suck, and she started stroking my cock, so I pulled it out and basically it was all good from there. I started fingering her, then got up and stuck my cock in her mouth, while she was sucking I unwrapped my jimmy and took my cock out, smacked her on the lips/chin a couple times, put my condom on, and fucked her silly. My round 1 was about 10 minutes as she had insane pussy control. We were relaxing on the futon during my refractory period and she gets a phone call from poons s'ggod tsinootrac.. she's going to be a featured character on that upcoming project.. She's got a lot of celeb's phone #s in her phone, including s'poons, I felt honored, yet indifferent at the same time.

So round 2 comes and I'm fucking her on the futon again, and she asks me if there's anywhere more comfy.. I take her to my room and I fuck her in various positions. Whilst in doggy mode, I stuck a thumb on her asshole and she backed up on it. I said out loud "Ahhhh you like that huh? I love how slutty you are.. sweetie" a couple good hard thrusts between "are... sweetie". I've got a thumb in her ass and I'm smacking it while hitting it doggy and pulling the fuck out of her hair and she goes "You want some lube?" I go "Sure babe. I hope you can handle it" (challenge) and she goes "Baby please.." haha, I forgot she's a porn star! But yeah, she pulls out this mini-vibrator called a B.O.B. and I squirt mad lube into her ass, I tried to put it in, and it wouldn't fit so she grabs my dick and pretty much stuffs it in there really hard... I was like holy shit this bitch is nuts! So I'm bangin her ass and pulling her hair, I pull out and stick it back in; pornoriffic! But yeah, her pussy was neglected, so I fucked her using the tantra 9 thrust tech which made her nuts, she was like "STOP TEASING ME" and trying to pull me to where I was hittin it deep and not shallow. I laughed at her and said "Oh yeah? Well now you're gonna get teased even more" pinned her wrists behind her head, and teased her more before fucking her raw. She got sore eventually so I creamed in her mouth, and then took a shower with her. I had her take me to the store, then she dropped me off. I walked over to this chicks house hoping she was there, thre are always hippies over there blazing and whatnot... and I wanted to fuck some more. I don't have her # so I had to remember which house it was; this cat I know from out and about walks out, and I go up in there, she wasn't home tho. I got my ass handed to me in chess, then I smoked a bowl and called it a night.

Keys to this lay:

Using Balanced Time Response to create anticipation

Barreling thru the initial awkwardness via the MM concept/JM infused line I used

Consciously following my gut instinct and bringing up my client that happened to be from her home town (serendipity effect)

Not reacting to her when I first saw her (I was indifferent, didn't make much eye contact)

Not emotionally/mentally reacting to her not having her leg crossed in my direction to where she could see it.

Pulling her leg that was crossed away from me over my leg

Not taking her anywhere but on my futon. Didn't have to do what I said we were gonna do. (I guess her not wearing underwear was a motivating factor)

Going for it.

This lay went down in less than 20 minutes once she was over the house, and we spent 30:19 on the initial phone call.