LR: HBBarelyLegal

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I get a call Wednesday evening before I get off work from an acquaintance of mine. He wants to do some shrooms. Fine with me. I don't have a car, so he and his 'gf' come to my house to scoop. I eat an 1/8 of shroom caps and we head to the bar. I knew his new gf is attracted to me from the 1st time I met her..

We get to bar #1, I open some sets as my trip is beginning to kick in. It's a quiet venue and I'm out of context by being boisterous. Matters not... I go back out side and make fun of her blue volcom jacket. I tell her "You look like a fucking assassin. Kill Bill part 4!!" and get the table cracking up.. she gets ddb in her eyes and I dismiss it. We go to karaoke.

At karaoke, I was tripping balls and running sets left and right. She sees this and keeps trying to talk to me, and starts complaining about her 'bf' talking to other girls. Right there I started picturing him passing out and me fucking her.

I ignore her for the most part.. I do karaoke: ainigriV nosidaM, by Strng Out. It was awesome. I have people delivering props to me left and right, and questions as to what band/song I karaoke'd.

Towards the end of the night I get another compliment when I finally sat next to her, and she grabs my arms and asks me to come with her to put a request in. No more time for karaoke, Tampa closes at 3AM and it was 245.

She starts bitching to me about how he's talking to another girl and how he's attracted to her, I say "It happens. But maybe he's just being friendly" and she says "No, I can fucking tell he likes her. Look at him!"
I say "Ahh, don't worry about it!" while knowing damn well what's going on...
I go up and talk to them and the chick he's talking to is pretty cute, a red head with tattoos.

So HBBarelyLegal and I go talk to one my sets' entourage from earlier, a bday entourage. The cute latina and HBBarelyLegal make out, and I join in, but one of HBLatina's girls pulls me away in jealousy.



I get a bottle of Sailor Jerry and we go back to dude's house.. I hit two lines of xanax to help with the activity called 'sleep' I'm going to have to partake in eventually, and she puts a resterall (whatever that is) in my mouth. We all take a shot and next thing I know dude passes out... just like I pictured earlier. One thing about me is that no matter how fucked up I am, I don't pass out arbitrarily in social settings.

I'm sitting on the couch watching FUSE and she's standing in the kitchen. Dude is snoring and I ask "Is he really sleeping ALREADY?" and she goes "yeah, he's been fucked up all day... he does this all the time" in a very disappointed/pissed off manner. Without looking directly at her I say "Well I'm here, and I'm discreet..." I look at her after I say that and she looks down at the floor and shoots a sidelong glance at me for a second, and I know that she knows that she has the opportunity she's been waiting for. I think in my head "Come fucking sit over here" and about 3 one-one-thousands later she comes over and sits right next to me on the couch. She pulls a blanket over her lap whilst sitting indian style, with incidental her knee to my leg contact. I she lays her head on my shoulder and I'm thinking "Ok, this guy likes me as a person but he's tried to cockblock numerous times before" as a way to rationalize what I was about to do.

I put my arm around her and she turns her head towards me. I turn away from the tv and give her a peck on the lips. She pulls me to her and starts making out with me.. I pull back first and go back to watching tv and I'm watching this cat snore his ass off.. I put my hand down her shirt and rub her tits from outside the bra. She says "My nipples pierced" and I ask "Both of them?" in a qualifying manner.. she says yes and I say "Nice babe!" and I pull her tit out of her bra, lift up her shirt and suck on her pierced tits... while I'm doing that I put her hand on my cock and she starts rubbing it. I pull back again. Leaving her hand on my dick she says "I just don't want to get in trouble with... HIM..." pointing directly at dude. I say "My lips are sealed." and I stand up and take her hand and she says "Ok, help me upstairs"

I take her upstairs and there's really no where else to fuck her but on his bed.. I make out with her again and take her shirt off, then her panties and jeans (at the same time), put on a condom and fuck her. I tell her to ride me and she does while keeping my tounge in her mouth... it was hot. I stand up and tell her to turn around. I hit it doggy and then she stands up and leans over the bed. I use the wall for support and fuck her standing up. I sit back on the bed and tell her to suck my dick. She says "Give me some spit" and I collect some spit and kiss her, then spit in her mouth. She saves it and slobs the knob. I fuck her again and skeet on her stomach and tits. She cleans up and I go back downstairs.. dude is snoring his ass off. I go back upstairs to check on her and she's sleeping already. I go to sleep on the couch, and dip out in the morning.

I know for a fact that the condom wrapper was found, and he still calls me yesterday to hang out. I get a ride to practice from her (she borrowed his truck) and she tries to kiss me and I dodge it. I say peace and go in. I'm the first one there so I crank my 5150 up to 7, stand back, and rock the fuck out.