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Old 09-26-2007, 09:08 PM
Sonic Sonic is offline
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Default LR: The < 10 minute Lay

This one goes out to Vin and Heartwork.

LR: The < 10 minute Lay

I was out lording by myself for the first time and my STATE was awesome as I was following the mo-fvckn script to the dot.

I got off the dance floor to txt my buddy and fellow mastermind MK

12:39am
Sonic: Still ON like Donkey Kong baby – SOLO  -S

Then I immediately open the chic to my right like so

Sonic: Howzzzzzzzzzzzz it goinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn? (big happy smile)
Minx: I’m greatttttttttttt, how are you?
Sonic: I’m having the awesomest time in the world…It’s a Faaaanntabulous night for me.  (This was truly my inner state)
Minx: It’s my friend’s birthday
Sonic: Really (Side Hug) Happy Birthday, where is she?
Minx: right over there…on the dance floor
Sonic: OK! You get a thumbs war for that

Minx giggles frantically as we thumbs war. I do my thing and I lean into her so our foreheads touch, still keeping strong EC. I bait her just a little by closing in for the kiss…then pulling back. She’s down. I kiss her and she proceeds to eat my face.

I then break first and use the money maneuver ….

Sonic: hey…Stop!…Stop! I ain’t that tacky club makeout guy …*(PAUSE) …
Minx: What kinda guy are you?
Sonic: … (Strong EC + smirk) I’m the kinda guy who takes you around the corner….*(PAUSE) and do naughty things to you.
Minx: Ok do it.

I immediately stood up and grabbed her forearm …with such a grip only known to a fair few … a grip that subcomms so many things on so many levels …It’s the grab of the Lords … and I PULL.

Male friend tries to interrupt the walk of glory but I keep walking as she blew him off.

I’m thinking bathroom pull bathroom pull …but NO those bouncers are on power trips.

I’m going to my car.

We leave the venue and she starts txting her GFs. I don’t allow it.

Minx: What’s your name again?
Sonic: Sonic, What’s yours?
Minx: Minx, Where we going?

NOTE: She went all logical at this stage and this is a terrible state to allow the girl to go into when going for the pull

Sonic: You’ll find out in a sec (created intrigue)

We get in the car and drive off the main street to some side street.

I just stop the car and start quick escalation.

Sonic: Jump to the back seat.

Minx: OK

BJ for 2 minutes. (she was good)

It’s worthy to mention that as I penetrated I said :-

Sonic: You’re a naughty little girl
Minx: You’re the one who wanted to play thumbs wars

I almost laughed so hard at this point but I contained myself.

Done.

We drive back to the Nightclub and …

Sonic: how fast was that?
Minx: yea, normally it takes longer than this, with all the groping and and and

Sonic: lucky you!
Minx: I know ay! I haven’t had a quickie in ages.

Minx: you better put your # in my phone
Sonic: Cool (I didn’t)

Minx last words to me as we parted for the night:-

Minx: Dude, you’re a champ!

I walk back in to fvcken OWN that nightclub for the rest of the night. I get a few chicks opening me after the pull…and I # close 2 more.

Keys to the Lay:-

1) Real Fast Attraction
2) I’m not that tacky club makeout guy maneuver
3) Seeing that window of opportunity and pulling the trigger –
4) The Grab of the Lords (last seen in LR: Lab to Lay)
5) Finely honed Rapid Escalation skills

This is a very special LR because:-

1) I broke the 10 minute barrier (Start to Intercourse in < 10 minutes)
2) Going out alone is Super Fun – You don’t need a wing to go out and pull or have fun.

Real Solid Game™


-S
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Old 09-27-2007, 01:02 AM
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Keys to the Lay:-

2) I’m not that tacky club makeout guy maneuver
Credit, me!

Awesome lay. Can't help but see the striking resemblences between your ultra-fast lay and mine
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Old 09-27-2007, 05:21 AM
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2) I’m not that tacky club makeout guy maneuver


-S
just figured out HOW and WHY this works on psychological level.
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:01 PM
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We leave the venue and she starts txting her GFs. I don’t allow it.

I'd like to know how you handled this.
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Old 09-28-2007, 05:48 PM
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Awesome lay man!
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:15 PM
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Props Sonic. Awesome LR
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Old 09-29-2007, 02:52 AM
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Good work, is good to have more guys read fast LR to open their minds as to what is possible. I'm part way through writing my own ultra fast LR from last weekend. Already posted the start of it to my local lair.

Interestingly I too am noticing the similarities. I was also sarging out alone, and she was getting constant texts and calls while she was with me (which were ignored of course).

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Old 10-01-2007, 01:20 AM
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Wow, < 10 minutes....

I hear out-dated "dating","pick-up" and "seduction" paradigms shattering all over the place after this LR

I can't even decide what I want in a restaurant in less than 10 minutes
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Old 10-07-2007, 02:58 PM
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Thumbwars = instant lay

Cmon guys, keep up!
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Old 10-12-2007, 03:19 AM
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Thanks guys. Glad you enjoyed it
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Old 10-18-2007, 04:03 AM
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Thanks guys. Glad you enjoyed it
You are da inspiration, man.
Can you tell me what's this thumbs war, you had?
I kind of did not get it.

Ciaoz
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