How I got her to my place...

[cocytus09]

Hello all!
I hail from a border town in Texas!

I joined the forum because like the "VisMasters" slogan says: I want to "share, learn, inspire."

Ok, I want to share a "technique" I stumbled upon about a month ago, when I had one too many tequila shots during happy hour that made me foget where I left my car. I call it the "Dude! Where's My Car" moment! haha.

I was out with my buddies socializing for happy hour. We had a few beers, and then decided to go to a Tequila Bar and taste a variety of Tequilas. Our DD (designated driver) took my car and drove us to our new destination. After $90 worth of tequila shots, our DD has to leave because the wife is blowing-up his cell phone. So the DD drives all of us in my car to the original location where everyone had their cars. All of us "tipsy" guys decide to walk around for a while, and eat something to sober up.

An hour-and-a-half later with some food in our stomachs, and some walking done, we decide to hit up the bars again to "look" at the ladies. I, of course, am not one to just look. So I walk over to a nice-looking girl, and engage her in some conversation. After chatting for a good 15 minutes, I tell her to come with me and check out the neighboring bars with me, she complies, and I leave my buddies behind.

So we go to a bar with a local DJ that can mix some pretty good tunes, and I entice her to dance with me. I would dance close to her, and then take a couple of steps back making sure there's a double-arm length gap between us. I dance by myself for a good minute. The purpose of this is to get her to reach for my hand when I extend my arm out as if I were calling her to dance with me (eventhough we're already dancing). When she does grab my hand, I pull her in slowly and guide her hand with my hand towards my shoulder and I rest her hand on my shoulder, making sure my hand is on top of hers while still dancing. I use my free hand to grab her by the waist and pull her in close. We dance belly-to-belly for a while, then I push her away playfully (still dancing) and I repeat the above, but everytime I make sure our heads get closer together, then our cheeks, then our noses, and finally we lip-lock. =)

So after building some sexual tension it's now closing time at the bar. I get her number and kiss her goodbye. She "demands" that I call her sometime, I say "I'll try", pause, smile. We part ways, and as I'm headed back to where I remembered my car being parked, I find that my car isn't there. I panic for a second because I can't find my car, then I remembered my DD drove it from the original location, and I don't know where he parked it. I call him, and to my demise, his phone is off at 2am (he's married). All this "looking for my car" thing happened in about 6-7 minutes.

So I decide to do something I would never do... call the girl right after she gave me her phone number. To my luck and surprise she answers the phone and agrees to pick me up in her car, and help me look for my car in the vicinity. Not a block after she picked me up, I SEE MY CAR! ...but I don't say anything. So after some time of "looking" for my car I say to her: "this is boring... I know of a great after-party happening right now, you want to go check it out? I'll call my friend tomorrow and ask him where he left my car." She says yes and asks where the party is, and I tell her I'd give her directions. Unbeknownst to her, It's my apartment. We arrive, and finally figures out what just happened, and she seemed pretty happy about it. So needless to say, It was a great night for both of us!

Now I use this "technique" every now and again. When it's closing time at the clubs/bars, I ask the lucky lady of the night to "walk me to my car", I pretend it's been towed, and then I either pull the "after-party" excuse or just a plain "can you give me a ride home" excuse. More often than not (if you've built enough sexual tension), they will comply to stick around for a little while longer. Sure, sometimes they do feel like you pulled a fast one on them, but they're OK with it, because they feel comfortable and the sexual tension is present.

Hope you guys can use this, and maybe tweak it to suit your personality and lifestyle.

Happy Posting Everyone!

[maverick]

Man, that is one awesome idea..brilliant.

[cocytus09]

Thanks Maverick.

Just make sure that if you do use this, that you can count on a buddy (or her) to take you to your car the next day. In my case, I have my Roommate that helps me out with this one.... and I only do it when I'm at bars/clubs relatively close to my apartment. I don't want to inconvinience anyone with a long drive...