win the gold or get disqualified

[Styles]

So last night i met this girl at a party and we were vibing pretty well actually. I know they say don't rely on alcohol all the time for being social and to be honest i just went out to have fun and not to meet anymore women. Anyhow i meet this girl, cute little thing she was too, about 5'4 blue eyes black hair. Good "Features" anyhow, were talking and laughing and i am using the DEL, and im up to face touching, but by the time i got around to making out with her, hehehe, i was pretty hammered and i remember my brother saying, man just whip it out on a girl and see what happens. By some divine intervention it worked.lol. were making out in the basement of my friends house, and i just whip it out and she was down for it. I got the gold. Im sure that this does not work 100% of the time at all nor do i think it even works 50% of the time. But hell it worked and i was grinning about it all morning. Feedback on this idea?