oh this was CnF and sort of working well.

[Zudnic]

O.K stopped into Starbucks for a coffee. The girl in front of me made small chit chat talk with girl on cash register. Not really friends, more small town "associates" within same age group. Last thing customer girl said was working at Applebee's.

Me: oh Applebees those waitresses have attitude--mass egos dont like that place! (said to cashier)

She is looking at me and laughing like you didn't here that girl is a Applebee's waitress. And she took my order. The girl making drinks did the check me out glance. And another customer walked in. All 4 workers and customers are at least HB8.5! Only reason you'd toss any of them out of bed, would be to fuck em on the floor! (Good technique after going downtown).

Me: most of the waitresses at Applebee's think they're 10's. O.K maybe in this town--but any place else they wouldn't even rate!

Girl working the espresso machine comes over to the cash register and the waitress customer to my left about 5ft. Says: "gee thanks!" with a cute little smile... I like this guy-- I shoot back: "case an point!" with my own cat that ate the canary grin! Both the cashier and co-worker are laughing and the hottest customer to my right--has this smile that is almost blushing! Turn to her and go: "she knows what I'm talking about the attitude most girls in this town have!!!" Looking at me like WTF who the hell is this guy---

Me: it the same old story--girl in small town told by everyone how hot she is! Could be an actress! Starts acting in school plays and everyone says how great she is--starts thinking I'll move to LA!! All you girls in this towns think your 10's--- but like all small town girls you'll discover your really 5's outside the borders of your hometown!!!! ----pause---but at least You all gots personality!!!!!!!!!!!! Bye----

And started walking away--Applebees waitress calls out come see me at work! So I turn around---"sorry I only date LA 10's" Starbucks girls eye balls almost pop out of their heads, jaws dropping--holly shit he said that! And I grinned the little devilish cocky confidence that tells them its reality and turned to walk out and leave! I'm sitting my car facing the store and can see in the window 3 of the girls all looking at me through the window! Still with a stunned look. Who the hell is that guy look! HB 10 customer taps on my window and hands me her phone number and says: "call me?"-- take it and say: "maybe" she made a fish lips face and eyes said: "oh he better call me!" Big smile on my face: "O.K bye!" She walked away and got into her car looks over and gives me this cute girl wave.................... She wussed out!!!!!

Bet I can go into Starbucks a few days from now and get my pick of either girl or have Applebees and get that waitresses digits as well!!!!!!!!!!!