Hello Guysssss.........I Need a the pixie stick routine

[brandon]

Hey guys.

Can someone send me the pixie stick routine...???

thx dude in advance.

[FreeVerse]

This isn't really a routine based forum.

[Endless]

I haven't heard of it, but make up your own!

Here's what I'd do:

Pixie Stick Routine A

Warm smile @ target whilst approaching >>> [conspiratorially, looking around, use stereotypical 'drug dealer' voice] "Hey man, I got these pixie sticks, right off the boat, barely stepped on yo, I got blueberry and strawberry homie.. a litre of this shit'll cop us a mil" then eat the pixie stick and say "Fuck there goes my profit!" or even better after she eats hers say "Damn baby you're eating all the profit wtf??!" with a smile


Pixie Stick Routine B

[in crackhead voice from Menace 2 Society, I'd use it when I'm already in and I'm already perceived as dominant]
Hey man... I got these pixie sticks man... wassupp...

Pixie Stick Routine C

MMMMM...pixie stick [homer simpson voice immediate switch to thug/mc hammer voice] You can't touch this... [eat pixie stick while dancing around, do the hammer dance, take girl with one hand and twirl her while eating pixie stick in the other hand, best context I see would be in a crazy club or bar environment, or maybe a gas station... ]


There's my kj'ing for the week. These are what *I* would do and they'd work cuz I'd be congruent with it. Thing with routines you gotta be careful with is the congruency factor... that shit has blown me out of so many awesome sets where I should've just acted normal/almost AFCish... I think it's good *sometimes* to 'pretend' AFCness in some cases while being dominant as fuck. It's like throwing their scent off the trail.

[Heartwork]

why are you so worried about having all these random routines...I made you an amazing ring routine and have you even used it once?

[Brian]

"Hey guys...I need a female opinion. This girl told me I had a dick like a pixie stick. What do you guys think?" (whip out)